That they didn't go all in on Duke.
Yes. Yes I do.
Damn... I look good.
I love it when the ladies get their hands on me, and if you're a hater, blow it out your ass.
It starts with you pressing RT to have *me* urinate at a urinal. Also, you win a bubble because you're no bullshit.
Mediocre? How can you call me mediocre? *cries in a corner* No, really. Grow a pair. Anyone with half a brain can see that I make an awesome game. Just think about it. Me + Game = Win.
Alright. Write down all the one liners you need said so that I can say them. Then put it in an envelope, and...
Blow it out your ass!
Oh yeah. I'm back.
Duke Nukem Forever will save your life in ANY situation, guarenteed!
What? I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck! Don't you ever, ever insult me like that! Understand?
Oh yeah? Here's my suggestion. The day I come out, go buy a copy. Then, blow it out your ass. After that you can tell me if it's real or not. Make sure you buy a second copy to play.
You're all worthy to bask in my awesomeness. Stripclubs and drinks all around! And I'll be bringing TWO packs of bubblegum this time. There's a lot of asses to be kicked you know, it has been 12 years...
I can't help it that everyone wants what I have! I'll be back later. I have to find an alien toilet to park my bricks.
Well get playing! You only have 2(ish) years to learn everything you can about me. And there's a lot to learn! It's not just guns, gore, tits, and one liners! Oh wait...
Of course it feels good! I'm back, baby! And no, it's not really that sad to see people insulting me. I'll just have to rip of their heads and shit down their necks!
Twisted Metal is the Duke Nukem of Racers. Get your facts straight. You can't top the duke. Understand?
Damn right! I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum!
Deal with it. It doesn't matter what you think. Everyone loves the duke! If you don't, that's your problem, but there's plenty of me to go around for the rest of the world!
I'll give you an official release date. Too bad it'll be the same day you're playing my game on your platform of choice. + Bubble me, give the duke the most bubbles here. Let me talk forever!
Oh yeah? Blow it out your ass! I come out when I want to come out, and that's in 2011. Deal with it.
That's right. But you know who's here to change that all? Me. Sorry about the late arrival though. To the guy who sent me 12 years worth of bubblegum, you're an asshole.