Sanctus Dark Souls Espiritus my blessed Brethren, I thank thee for coming to the Vicar of the Doradito defence! Sayeth the Pope of Doritos!
To those who dare offend my infallibility !, may you go to the Spicy Chilli Purgatory !
Pardon me, I am sworn to celibacy at my Church Of Doritos, but every detail except the price of this game sounds like sex to me!
The Doritos Pope wishes to know by holy decree, by the power invested in him by the great Doradito in the sky, by the sweet taste of the broken holy Dorito and Blessed Dew of mass WTF is up with that pricing???
The Pope of Doritos must admit, he got a bit excited when he read "sexual themes" but he calmed down after a cold blessed Dew shower!
I cannot wait for this game! Sayeth the Doritos Pope!
I shall play it day and night and only take a break when its time to have our Doritos Mass, my blessed children.
I, the Doritos Pope declare that Naughty Dog be deemed holy to our faithful adherents of the Church of Doritos! They have shown they are worty to partake of our blessed 7 sacraments of the Doradito and make us all warm and fuzzy inside.
So! My children!, let it be known that I bless Naughty Dog with my blessed Dew and they are deserving in my eyes! So sayeth the infallable Doritos Pope! So shall it be !
Thank the great Doradito in the sky for the talent at Naughty Dog! saye...
The Doritos Pope is well pleased his flock shall be excited for this!
Let us break a Dorito, drink some Blessed Dew and celebrate this event. May the great Doradito in the sky be praised!
My son, MS, you need to visit a confessional! They have obviously been in discussion with you about it! How can you drink of my blessed Dew when you try and conceal the truth?
So sayeth the Doritos Pope!
@Dragonknight, you should join my Order of Knights for you speak the truth!
Proclaim it ! in the name of the Doradito!
I, the Doritos Pope believes this tech is so unbelievable, it is clearly Anti-Doradito Doritos technology here my child!
I, the Doritos Pope must be honest. Some may view me as "Holy", but I assure you, I have done some pretty terrible things in front of Kinect the last few years.
Could the naked pictures of me be why the Queen let me make her honours list last year?
Praise be in the name of the Doradito and the vicar of Doradito. Be blessed by me, the Doritos Pope!
Yes, my child. and I cannot wait to eat my red spicy Doritos and drink my Dew at Doradito Mass with you all!
My son, it shall. and I believe it will be the most successful Infamous yet. if it isnt, I shall eat my hat.
In the name of the Doradito in the sky, Infamous Second Son shall be the greatest Infamous of them all!
So says the Doritos Pope of the Church of Doritos!
Oh, my son, terrible news!
Why in the name of Doradito was this to be??
My child, I am pleased by this.
My child, what have you done? This man broke Nokia.
Have you forsaken logic?
My son, Legend Of Dragoon 2 please. The PS4 could bring the JRPG back!
I, the Doritos Pope, approve of Deep Down.
If it happens, I, the Doritos Pope will eat my hat!
MS, I forsee you exiting the games industry in 2017.
Just like you abandoned the original Xbox. It is okay my child. You will be successful in other software ventures but gaming isnt one of them.
Drink my Dew and be blessed people of Japan!
God Of War does not lead to violent tendancies, sayeth the Doritos Pope!
What leads to violent tendancies is bad parenting by allowing young children to play videogames not made for them and/or mental health problems!
If you deny this ! You are to be ANATHEMATISED by our Holy Church of Doritos!
The Spicy Chilli Purgatory awaits you !
So sayeth the Doritos Pope !