You touch yourself at night

Danteh

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CRank: 8Score: 36080

No, most people have sense of humor but this list is just not funny, in fact it kinda stinks

5560d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

I find it funny that in the poll 20% chose "I couldn't care less about GT5".... after clicking on an article named "Where is the Gran Turismo 5 Review". Suspicious, lol

IGNs score? I say 9.5 or maybe even 10, definitely

5563d ago 17 agree4 disagreeView comment

haha awesome, I'm gonna be eating bananas going into barrels and listening to King K. Rools song (I hope?) for the next few weeks xD

5563d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

But Shok has a point, Mario Galaxy 2 is flawless in the sense that it hasn't got any bugs (like most Nintendo exclusives), and Vegas is a fucking glitchfest

Thye problem is that these Spike awards are for the most popular games (CODs, RDR, Fallouts and things like that), while "childish" games like SMG2 are left out, even though they are masterpieces.

5563d ago 8 agree3 disagreeView comment

This is definitely my most anticipated Wii game.

I was always a Donkey Kong Country boy, and it seems that Retro Studios(as always!) hasn't dissapointed us :D

5569d ago 6 agree0 disagreeView comment

I like Destructoid more and more each day

Jim Sterling always shits on every other reviewer's face and doesn't give a fuck, lol :P

5571d ago 23 agree7 disagreeView comment

Hell yes I knew it, Donkey Kong game of the month!

mmmmmmmmmm nostalgia :D

5574d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Ummm can anybody tell me how Apple could buy Sony?

I mean yeah Apple is incredibly powerful but Sony is like one of the biggest companies on Earth with its Playstation, Bravia and Sony Music divisions...

5588d ago 13 agree4 disagreeView comment

@Longrod please don't tell me we have a Chavez supporter here... /facepalm

Tontoooooo

5591d ago 5 agree4 disagreeView comment

I'll line up Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez, pronounce the words "por que no te callas?" ("why don't you just stfu?") and no-scope them with mah sniper rifle

5591d ago 2 agree4 disagreeView comment

Disgusting

I'm actually gonna say (excepcionally): PIRATE THIS GAME

We don't need corrupt game companies making unfinished games, seriously this is repulsive

5592d ago 7 agree3 disagreeView comment

I'm glad this happened, Square Enix sucks ass nowadays

I hope that they finally understand that milking customers doesn't work and that Final Fantasy will end up like Sonic. Wada should probably go away too

And stop with that westernization crap, they remind me of that "special" kid who tries to be like the "cool kids" instead of being himself and ends up being utterly pathetic. Get a hold of yourself, damn

5592d ago 7 agree2 disagreeView comment

"a tidy, huge room" -> exactly like the ones students and soccermoms with 5 kids (Microsoft's main targets) have, absolutely genius!!

/s

5592d ago 12 agree3 disagreeView comment

Lol my guitar is like the one in the photo but black instead of red :P

I think instead of spending 300 € in a rock band set you are better off buying real instruments, it's more useful and rewarding ^^

5592d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Kaz Yamauchi is known for his OCD (obsessive-compulsive disorder) towards perfectionism

I appreciate what he is doing and I'm sure when we finally play GT5 it will be an absolute masterpiece, but if they keep Yamauchi doing things for the game, he will never release it lol

C'mon, nothing can be 100% absolutely perfect, we just want to play it!! :D

5594d ago 85 agree10 disagreeView comment

lol pwned yeah it looks like that, at least 90% of his submissions are from Planetxbox360 :P

Thanks for the review indeed hehe

5598d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

lmao that was retarded, so when GT5 finally comes you are buying it again right? then you are gonna help the PS3 overcome the 360, which is inevitable btw :P

5600d ago 2 agree3 disagreeView comment

Sonic the Hedgehog 4 is an epic win for those of us who played with the blue blur 15 years ago.... but 15 dollars seems a bit expensive, I don't like being milked by Sega ^^

5600d ago 6 agree1 disagreeView comment

@ndibu got ran over by a GT5 car or something, wtf?

Anyways finally getting my first wheel with TEH REAL DRIVING SIMULATOR

:D

5602d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Mew looks disgusting but I'd definitely take Haunter as a pet

5604d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment