CustardTrout

I gave this game a 2, I'm almost scared to read your review

They're like achievements, but not

Spoiler: don't buy it.

I want a free PS4, screw you Sony.

HD version of CoD 4 = fixed.

Basically it's the latest south park episode

YES.

It had a release date?

Holy shit

I got to say, I'll be getting an Xbox One, and I'll love it, but do I expect it to beat the PS4? No. No chance. It'll do well though.

"We’re going to have some critique on site soon as to whether or not games with ‘choose your own protagonist’ systems equal inclusiveness but for now, it’s undoubtedly a move in the right direction."

For being dumb arses.

Charlie Brooker is really nice, and an excellent person to take lead on this

"Make everyone love the game then take it away!"

I don't think I've ever heard someone use "book" instead of "pre-order"

True fact: It was Eric Cartman, he gave up on the DMV.

Seriously? I just bought the original for £7... Literally like 2 minutes ago

Raptr?

Eric Cartman?

Good work on that picture

Looked like someone had been on paint and slammed it on to be honest.