I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite article on N4G.
They did a really good job with Vanderloo and Shepard. They failed at the chicks tho. People apparently can't model females well. That being said, I would break Kristen Bell in half, good lord. om nomnomnomnom.
I also approve of the random Chuck Norris joke at the end.
People still buy games at Toys-R-Us? I used to go there to get SNES games with my parents when I was a kid. I remember you brought those big yellow tickets to the window by the front and they went in the back and got your game. Those were the days ... #Childhood.
PES > FIFA
Yeah I said it.
Would be pretty funny if you could kill all the zombies then just wander around aimlessly. Oh wait, NO IT WOULDNT!!
You guys are nuts!! Bring em on!! They should have a zombie arcade mode where waves of zombies just come at you over and over and the game drops random weapons out of the sky for you to use to defend yourself. Come to think of it . . . that's a fucking awesome idea . . . I'm a genius!! :-p
Yeah, but the timed missions add this crazy sense of urgency that you only find in Dead Rising. Like your heart literally starts to pound as that damn timer bar gets redder and there's 3,000 zombies between you and the goddamn safehouse door. I love that, and only Dead Rising gives me that feeling.
Another good review for a good game.
Old news is old. This will have a real Fallout ending like Fallout 1 and Fallout 2 so I'll be satisfied either way. I want closure, not free roam.
Stay away from mah Droid!!
I actually dug the first one. Iz like Diabloishish
Last thing you wana do is call up Jim Sterling and yell at him lol. I wonder if Dtoid can give a 0/10? Jim will probably find a way.
What a bad PR move. Just deal with your mid 60's Meta rating, collect your cash from your mediocre XBLA title and quit complaining.
So wait, Miller isnt actually in the video and doesn't debate this with him?
So umm where is Borat? All I see is Chuck Greene in a mankini ... Easter egg my ass.
oh that's right sorry, forgot ICO is sacred ground. MAH BAD GUSY!!
–Adjective
not influenced by personal feelings, interpretations, or prejudice; based on facts; unbiased: an objective opinion.
(How games should be reviewed)
wtf spoiler alert!!! I was finally gonna play.FF7!!!
oh god, brain games that also make you jump around. I am not ready for any part of this lol.
8.5 Graphics!? WHAT!? This is one of the best looking titles on any system. And 7.5 sound!? Is this man deaf!? Way to bring down the score of a great game for no reason.
It's kind of like ICO except instead of some useless girl you travel with this giant Where the Wild Things are looking monster buddy who cleaves enemies for you and knocks down walls.
Everytime I powerslide in Vanquish I'm like, "fuckin' wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ee!!!!!!!!!!!"