I don't consider it old school, but please be Shenmue 3. I'd sacrifice my first born for Shenmue 3.
Whoever changed this model is obviously someone who either hasn't played Half Life 2, or didn't pay attention.
They are living in a world where they are constantly on the run and fighting against the Combine. Somehow, amongst leading up a rebellion, fighting in caves, helping with science experiments, Alyx is supposed to find the time to do her hair up, put on more makeup than Ru Paul, and squeeze into what looks like a leather catsuit?
He's nothing but a sellout.
Oh darn.