cowkimon

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FUNimation?! I don't know how I feel about this.

5429d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

Those environments are pretty striking. Impressive.

5430d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Gilbert Gottfried on repeat for 25 hours.... may God have mercy on our souls.

5431d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Will red shells be overpowered this time around, or will you stick to a green shells and bananas skill based power-up set?

5436d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

On one hand, I like the idea of a war game being realistic. on the other, I don't like the idea of anyone honing their mad killing skillz via a truly realistic game that glorifies death. I guess I'll have to wait and see how the Red River addresses the subject once it comes out.

5436d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Pitch a perfect game in the MLB, win $70 million dollars, then swim in a pool of champagne and cocaine.

5436d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Kratos vs. Jehovah. It's about time.

5438d ago 18 agree3 disagreeView comment

The excited sound effects from the players near the end may be my favorite part of this vid.

5462d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

"...Red Dead Redemption shares more in common with the western genre of films and old serial stories than it does with actual western history."

Though I do not agree with what you have to say, good sir, I will fight to the death for your right to say it.

There's a broader theme in RDR than just that of the dying American gunslinger - the death of the American frontier. NPCs talk about it. Marston discusses it at length. There are telephone poles...

5466d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you listen when your fifth grade grammar teacher tells you to proofread.

5467d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

"There will be 10 maps from the Battle of Stalingrad at launch. Many of these will be famous, iconic locations from the battle, recreated as accurately as we can."

This sounds like a damned terrific way to get a full educational historical perspective on the turning point of the Eastern Theatre during WWII. Awesome.

5467d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

Remember the holiday cars for this game? Great stuff.

5467d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

While testing out the Polynesian scenario I will be playing this song on repeat:

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

5467d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'm not a huge Riddick fan, but a new stealth game this year would hit the spot.

5468d ago 2 agree3 disagreeView comment

Great article. A testament to Dan Merrill's better works.

5468d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Love Halloween DLC. Love it. If Rockstar actually does end up making an LA Noire expansion involving flying saucers and Twilight Zone references, I'll be a happy man.

5470d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Ugh, Outland. It's become the point where I abandon perfectly good characters, just to avoid turning play into work.

5483d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

"Where Killzone 2 was a loud, egocentric teenager, flexing its not-quite-fully-developed virtual muscles with testosterone-fuelled bloodiness and shouting you down with a range of obscenities that even criminals on North London estates would struggle to recognise, its successor is a solemn, straight-faced adult, stoic and businesslike, getting on with whichever tasks are necessary with unfaltering professionalism."

Huh. Well put.

5489d ago 9 agree0 disagreeView comment

"Baby Maker Extreme 2 presents birth as it truly is: by having you fight off demonic hell goblins sent by David Bowie to kidnap your unborn child in order to make him the next prince of darkness."

X - Swing Space Excalibur
Y - Hurl antimatter grenade
B - Neuromancic shield
A - Squeeze wife's hand

5490d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

So when you're being invaded by forces from... Mongolia... led by their leader... Jong-il Khan... people aren't going to read in between the lines?

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