ITT: Satire article.
Why in the Sam Hill would we only submit articles by YOUR defined standard? That's like impossible to please.
''oh hey, I don't like this guy. and I don't like this website. so don't submit it'
uhh.. No
Looks almost the same as the Ps3 controller. But with a few minor adjustments.
If you really intend to buy their console then I don't understand why you'd want to see them implement a feature that you don't like.
Microsoft fanboys don't even care about the Kinect. Take it from someone that knows.
The ones that make a big deal out of Kinect are those that want to use it to make fun of the Xbox.
Poor greenpowerz. Everybody hates him. But in an alternate universe, he is as loved as StrongMan.
Microsoft has consistently gained foot. I expect this gen to be no different. Stop acting as if they're going to fail when nothing in their past has suggested that shift in direction.
Yes sure, some of the shit they tried to market weren't so successful. But so what. what about the PS Move? Was that successful? No.
I mean, it's not like Sony is any different in this matter. But nobody ever complains about that.
Also, the ''ha...
The article concerns you? Not the top comments in the article? And like what kind of a community this website has? But the article?
Sony has barely shown anything. And you're already lauding the next PlayStation as the return of Jesus Christ.
Microsoft isn't afraid because this gen has just started. We'll see a few years down the line how shit is. But even then, I doubt they'd be ''afraid''.
So, you think they should talk about unconfirmed rumours instead? You know? The very ones you're sick of hearing and whine about in the comment section whenever you see one?
They should make a Wii or Xbox one just so we can see who the hypocrites here are.
You don't have to be a ''Sony hater'' to laugh at jokes at your expense. Maybe some of you take this console war garbage a lot more seriously than others do.
Gotta look cool in front of your peers.
@naruto guy
Caught them off guard? Jesus the naivete of some of you people. It's a SONY CONSOLE, that's a bit better than the other Sony console already available!
Amazing! It totally goes beyond foresight. Are you serious?
I wouldn't call it ''pervish'', I'd call it disturbing.
I don't like it nor do I feel it necessary.
The Ultima series is regarded much, much higher than you think it is.
Which is why Richard Garriott is still somewhat relevant a ton of years later.
He doesn't need to have made console games to have an opinion about gaming. A ton of video games are PC ports anyway.
Your generation and this generation is not the same. It is harder to ''discipline'' your kids. And keep shit away from them.
Video games are much more popular than they used to be. There is more violence and sexualization apparent. It is becoming harder and harder to single them out.
I like video games as much as the next guy. But I cannot in clear conscience give 100% of the blame here to parents. They're not superhuman.
It's sometimes too easy to spend money on these type of games.
They have ''click here to pay money for'' plastered all over.
Sums N4G up quite nicely.
'The Computer'
That sounds fascinating.