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GT5 is what I've been searching for all along...

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I believe the track can only lead to the city of gold.....

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Dear lord, not only have I been able to resurrect my dear old self from the dead, but I've awoken in the past... Do I smell bacon?

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Oh dear, it appears that the scheming natives have indeed returned. And returned with a vengeance I might add. They rounded up all my men during the night and entered my private quarters. With my weapons a good ten feet away, I could do nothing but negotiate with them.

They took much of my treasures and my monstrosity communicating devise. What a loss! Many days of work and many natives were killed for those treasures. It would be a shame to have to start back over again.
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While I am still waiting in suspense for the escaped natives to return, I have run into a small group of Portugese explorers. Now, normally I would kill them on sight, those nasty Portugese, but they had with them this strange treasure. So instead of killing them on sight, I examined their treasure and then killed them.

It took our finest men many hours to work out what it was for, but they have revealed that it is some sort of communication devise. It appears to attach to somet...

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Well the plan has worked... mostly. Regrettably, a few of the scheming natives have escaped. No matter, as I have their treasure and 50 of their finest possessions. The expedition shall continue onwards, but I have no doubt that I shall see some of the escaped again. They might have even realized my lies and take their superior, Blu colored carts. Certainly, it will take them to me faster than the old ones which I had unfavorably recommended to them.

I will be waiting, though... ...

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Yes yes, simpleton. We shall see how 'lame' I am when your village is burning to the ground and I am awash in your treasures.

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Personal diary excerpt 56:

After a sleepless night, I have devised a most ingenious plan. I will pretend to return the good favor. Yes, I shall give them advice. I shall tell them that their new travel carts are no better than their old models. Yes, I will advise them to go back to their old model of carts, thus saving them money. Little do they know that the new carts are actually much better. I will follow behind them on their trade route and when their ancient cart gets stuck ...

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Personal diary excerpt 55:

I believe the natives have discovered my excellent plan of taking gold from the Steam vents. They have begun to give me and my men clothing. My men are overjoyed by the gifts, but I see through the ruse.

The natives, I fear, may have come up with a plot; something I did not think was possible in their savage minds. They want to get me and my men into a false sense of security and good will (my men have already fallen victim to this, I am a...

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Personal diary excerpt 54:

I am sad to report that the men no longer have the resources to capture the flowing waters of gold and treasure that inhabit many of the larger cities. The natives are making it more and more difficult for us to reach the sources, and killing them off is, quite frankly, becoming a chore.

As such, from here on out, I have ordered my men to discontinue the search for liquid gold (my men, for reasons unkown to me have decided to call these tre...

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Personal diary excerpt 53:

It seems that my previous accounts of my adventures (save for a couple excerpts) have been lost to that villain that calls himself Jack Thompson. No matter, for I have decimated his village and taken his treasures. However, this one treasure seems strange. Different from the others. It was at the back of the village, and I had to make my way past several undead that were summoned by Thompson's evil shamans. I defeated these evil beings and found that th...

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Now now, I am but a simple traveler of the worlds, a man of fame and fortune. I do not worship you gods, your kings, or your god-kings, native. Whichever one this Nasim is, I am not. You are free however, to treat me as one.

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Who is this Nasim you speak of, native? Is he perhaps your leader? Please, if he has a stockpile you must lead me to him. Perhaps your humble village will remain standing if you do...

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Fellow adventurers, bustle forth! Do not let the lies spread to you by my nemesis force your hand in fear! This machine is in fact the holy grail of my journeys! I have so far found one on my adventures, and what this machine from the future can accomplish is beyond belief. I shall make the rest of my days a journey to find more. Perhaps the locals know of an area...

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Personal diary excerpt 23:

I have stumbled upon the devil's village today. A tribe of cannibals and savages that only seek one thing from me; my treasures. It appears that they do have a leader, despite being an unorganized and filthy bunch. He calls himself 'Jack Thompson.' What an ungodly creature this is. He speaks to me of his God striking down my very fortunes! Heaven forbid this blasphemy! His shamans seem to work evil magic, but their reasons for this evil are alien to me....

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Oh bargain behold! This 'Target', could it possibly be the famed city of gold I have been searching for? It may very well be with such fine treasures available. Now, with only my wits and my men I shall adventure forth into this unknown land, this 'Target,' and see what treasures await!

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Personal diary excerpt 14:

I stumbled across a friendly native today. Like usual I threatened him with the choice of leading me to his stockpiles of wealth or death. Instead he lead me to his peculiar (if not barbarous) tribe of natives. They gave me very helpful advice should a disaster occur to my famed entertainment machine that I have dubbed the Personal Sustenance machine version 3 (PS3). Such knowledge should certainly help me in future expedition, and thus I spared the nat...

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It is refreshing to find a gold fortune at last. Indeed this is what one travels the world for, such a rich expanse of RPGS. Hurry now, collect all you can carry and bring them to the ship! Such a wealth of RPGS may last a man many lifetimes.

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What is this Japan I hear of? Be there fortunes there? JRPG fortunes, perhaps? Well then, the search is on, the great adventure to uncover this fortune of JRPGS. I must bring them back to the homeland to share with my fellow, JRPG starved brethren.

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Aye there, Blu-Ray is the gaming gold. The fountain of youth. City of gold. I must travel to the Americas to spread this glorious fortune of visual fidelity and sound mastery.

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