Both versions look like an old-school cowpie!
I ave an HP an I cant understan wat dos peple ar sayin! Kinda reminds me of dat fella who owns da convenience stora down da rowd frum wheres I liv.
Haw, I bet dey were fined $2 'n deir blue ribbin cow!
Wha!?! Now wey! Nenjas re Japnese? I bet ma heffer, Betsy, dat the nex thang you gonna say wud be dat Pizza's frum Italy...
I only gots 4 fingers... ya see I was artifically ensimanting betsy wun day and I forgot I got a cut from sum raza-wire on my finga and it got infectd. Ya see you gota stick ya hands up both hols to ensimanate a cow. And dat aint good when you gots a cut on a finga on the hand dat goes in the top hol. And they had ta cut it off because of the infecttion.
I'm at war wit that ol' sow down the way. She ate my apple.
Oh yeah, that's right. It's on my foot!
But I can't find it.
I think it's under the bed, too.
Now where's that other sock?
Oh, never mind. I got it out.
I've got one sock under my bed.
Iza got me dis new fangled Facebook thang. But it kinda doesn wurk well. Im gona go back to shoten squarls on my back fence. Dat alwayz works good fun!
I've got two kick-the-can games. Wun is wit a bean can. The others wit a ol' salt-lick for cows!
I saw my grandma and grandpa dancin in teir pyjamas wunc. Dat was enouf to send me crosseyed.
I thought pikin my nose was fun, until this...
Ma hen laid 3 dozen eggs last week! She's a byutte!
Bobby Joe is famos in my town...
I founds a troll wunce. He was hidin under my grama's doorstoop. I aked him wat he was dooin, he said playin wit his three shoes!
Wahahaaa.. I'sa made a funy! Ya see he aint got no three foots.
I don't get your comment... just like my hens that don't lay eggs, both have just as many "M" rated games. Are you trying to be silly or something?