Well, you're going to get them, aren't you. Seems like the reviewer prefers the arcade, basketball style spamfest gameplay of Fifa. It's more geared towards the kids so it's easier to play. Oddly enough, many PES vets have complained about this years PES being somewhat too easy, even on the highest setting, yet this gimp is moaning about it being too hard? Symptoms of the modern casual gamer, I'm afraid, and games in general.
Coming to a VR experience near you soon, the Great Irish Famine of 1845, and classics such as Auschwitz, and the ethnic cleansing of Bosnia in 1995. Yes, that's right: you too can experience what it was like to starve to death, or watch your friends and family get gassed or shot in the face by armed executioners.
Americans: when will they ever f*cking learn to leave a tragedy alone and respect the dead? Stop milking your own atrocities for attention and money! Extremely ...
Cease and desist from Konami incoming.
Exactly. Despite the positive review, how anyone can look at Fifa and think it's the more sim-like of the two is absolutely crazy.
It's quiet clear you're assuming. Played every Fifa since 07. The game has not changed as far as it actually goes to representing how real football is. They might change stuff like responsiveness, and add gimmicky shit like no touch controls etc, but each year they improve something, break something else, and worst still, neglect the core of what makes football football in that every team plays different, has their own tactics, and thus gives a team an identity or a soul. If every tea...
The quintessential title for fans of the beautiful game?
Anyone who is a avid fan of football should be able to tell that this game is a shallow husk of the beautiful game. Every single team plays the same, and it's still too fast where pace is king and end to end games are every game.
You want a proper representation of the sport, buy PES2016 instead. It grounds this dogshit into the dust with it's gameplay.
Well, James Cameron thinks Terminator Genisys is the true sequel to his very own creation and that it's a "renaissance".
Yeah, he can go fuck himself with his opinions, because they don't mean shit, the up-his-own-arse gobshite.
The fishing at the pond beside Hyrule lake is more addictive than a lot of AAA games these days.
I still think Majora's Mask was a better game, though.
Diet has nout to do with it. A lot of people actually die shitting because they strain to get a stubborn one out, causing an aneurysm.
Someone will die taking a shit?
Why, yes, actually, just ask Elvis.
In fact, I'd say taking a shit would be more dangerous to your health than VR.
There is no spoon.
It would have been, but instead we got two amazing systems for the price of one out of that deal. The N64 and the PSX. Two different beasts that offered different and amazing experiences and games.
@Lightning Mr Bubbles
What in the absolute fuck are you blabbering about?
This is a piece of history. This is what potentially could have been. The only reason why the Playstation brand is above this, as you put it, is because of this. If it weren't for Nintendo wanting to partner with Sony, we wouldn't have had the amazing PSX.
Seriously, every time someone cites these amazing pieces of technology as "gimmicks" both makes me want to laugh and to smack the twat that says it. How can something that vastly improves or innovates on what we currently have i.e the monitor, be a gimmick? VR has been a concept of science fiction for decades, but only now is it a reality. Gimmick? I think not. The potential for these things is incredible and only a short sighted moron could describe them as such.
No, it doesn't. Even the first Toy Story is still above and beyond anything that can be rendered in real time. This, again, is just more sensationalist tripe to hype up a PS4 exclusive.
The game looks great. But leave the hyperbole at the door, please.
Erm, no it can't.
Anyone with any experience with working with CGI will immediately look at that title and laugh their bollocks off, or just get a bit miffed.
Why? We've heard relatively little of it so far, or so far have seen little of what it can do. This is a massive, massive deal in the industry. If you're sick of hearing about it, you should take up a new hobby.
I've news for you. That's a developer thing, not a hardware thing, regardless of platform. Even high end offline CGI uses those methods.
Do what for Mario? Have a trail of glitch come out his arse as he runs and jumps? Or have him smeared from head to toe in vaseline? I have to laugh at people who say professionals at big developers can't do as good as a job as modders.
It was unique, and brilliant. The design wouldn't be out of place today. Many designer small form factor PC's carry the same kind of aesthetic as it. Plus those small discs.