Actually Lucid, although I agree he deserves to come back, both because I fought with him a lot and 2nd because he originated with Nintendo, you are mistaken on your explanation of Metal Gear on the original NES. Was one of my favorite games as a kid. Your character is Solid Snake, as in the Solid Snake from the metal gear solid series, not Big Boss. Big Boss (naked snake) is the main bad guy in the game. You are sent in to rescue Grey Fox (the robotic ninja in the solid series), and end ...
It's totally taste. Grew up with both FF6 and Chrono Trigger, but in my personal opinion, Secret of Mana beats both of them for top SNES RPG slot. But all 3 are amazing.
That stat is talking about females using the eshop, not owning or playing a wii u or using miiverse or being a fan of nintendo. A classic statistics ploy, to lead you down an avenue of thinking they want you to go down. My family is the perfect example. As the head of the household, and the biggest gamer, I am the one who tends to make the purchases on the eshop. However, my wife and daughter who is old enough still enjoy their time playing on our wii u. If my wife did decide to buy some...
The not moving is your problem. If they watch you on their camera, see you aren't moving, it makes perfect sense to ambush you like that if able. I've killed many people through walls and Windows using the same technique. It's not hacking, it's out playing you.