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That little bit of meat doesn't stand a ghost of a chance to satisfy gamers. It's the season of delayed and dismayed :(.

4247d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

We need new laws to protect consumers from scum like ea/dice.

No DLC/shortcuts/etc can be sold until all bugs are fixed and servers meet standardized quality requirements.

If after X amount of weeks the game doesn't meet online standards they are required to refund a dollar a day to be paid all at once when it does.

If you rush a game out and ABC happens you lose your rights to have any stupid pre-order bonuses on your next game.

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I'd like a cat that sleeps and walks on the menu and sometimes it will move its head around crazily and go running off.

4247d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Lol at first I thought the guy in the video was trying to sound like a baby, turns out he's some kind of foreign.

4248d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Nice gif. I like to believe he said "I'm going to show you how the fish feels you little punk!"

4249d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

You're only human you have to adapt to it, or eat ginger.

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Is the rape before or after death?

4250d ago 29 agree1 disagreeView comment

"Omaha" didn't work out very well for Manning, hopefully this is foreshadowing the fall of ea.

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"Honestly, my biggest gripe is that these few scenes have alienated a decent amount of people who wanted to play the game. I have talked to many people that have said they would not want to even play the game due to the scenes."
Riiight, where did you find these people, bible camp?
I find your comments disturbing, you're playing an extremely violent comedic game and you're only upset because there's no artistic sex scenes. BTW those people bought the game...

4252d ago 1 agree4 disagreeView comment

4x4 makes a box, don't get the pole near it or the 'writer' will be offended.

4252d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Maybe the game will be great from the start... but that's only a trick to fool people into buying BF5.

4253d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Maybe the female will be unattractive if they're really trying to stir up everyone :P.

I don't care if it's M or F, but I'd rather look at a female in an RPG.

4253d ago 12 agree4 disagreeView comment

I hope the community gives them hell every step of the way until they change.

4253d ago 8 agree0 disagreeView comment

@fathoms

"People like you are the reason we want to QUIT serving the gaming public."
So you're out there risking your life to bring us gaming news and freedom? Expecting people on the internet to behave is like expecting ea to care about you.

"You wanted to hate it before you read it, wanted to hate the author before you read it ... But of course, by all means, egotistical jackwads with massive superiority complexes (like you) are g...

4253d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

[head of DICE Karl Magnus Troedsson assured fans that the announcement of Hardline doesn’t mean DICE is ‘done’ with Battlefield 4.] “We are committed to slowly and eventually giving you the best BF4 experience possible, as you know we've made countless mind-boggling mistakes over the years.” Troedsson says. "We've even hired sports psychologists to help our characters jump over small objects even better."

Continued Support: “There are dedicated (Karl laughs)...

4253d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Of course they had more problems than just a game, I suspect that they were using the game to escape reality and then after they lost too often even their escape was useless.

It didn't help that one of them was a ginger and had Menzies for a name. One of them laughed that day but they say they can be happy before doing it. Straight A's seems like more of a warning sign for me since it's unnatural for a kid to be a 'studying robot' instead of spending time ...

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"Narutoooo!"
Your pic has an optical illusion, it looks like a weird woman is trying to kiss Naruto.

4254d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Because it's easier than achieving things IRL.

I was trying to do the "pipe phobia" challenge in the trials fusion demo, using my ds4 with its rotting rubber grips. I did ok but never got it and had an existential crisis or something ;). I don't mind a challenge like when I got plat on Resogun but sometimes it just feels like you're being trolled and you could be doing something more important.

4254d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Strange to compare these two.

https://imgflip.com/i/966p5

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https://imgflip.com/i/94qev

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