It won't even be funny if Mass Effect is announced for PS3. It will just be a big Sony fanboy circle jerk with no hilarious comments from sad Xbox fanboys. There just isn't enough Xbox fanboys here to display the same level of despair as the heartbroken droids did back when FFXII1 went multi.
A new Medievil would be awesome. Those games were a lot fun.
Wow, sounds like more gimmicky trash to me. Oh, wait its from Sony so its the greatest most original thing ever invented and I will buy three pairs of them just to support Sony.
I have the same dream every night: The gray clouds blanketing the sky part; glorious rays of multicolored light emanate from the newly formed rift; the rays start to focus in a single point above a shallow pool of water near where I am standing; then the light fades and standing ankle deep in the now boi...
I hate those damn avatars. Ugly little f*** faces.
Nice looking scenery. I'll have to keep an eye on this.
A toaster in the bath tub is more fun than either one of these mistakes.
Violent video games should absolutely be banned cause human see, human do.
Geoff and Dr. Hip Hop are the best journalists in gaming. Integrity and dedication oozes from their gaping, maggot ridden pores.
I'm interested in dressing as Vanille and lightly kissing this splendid man on both of his right cheeks.
Impossible! The 360 is incapable of running a fully fledged MMO without totally sacrificing frame rate, graphical clarity, Systematic ReD57 processing, ghost pixel calculating, grain spilcing, and the voice acting would have to be of much lesser quality.
Conviction is the worst game I have ever played. It has the worst glitches I have ever seen. When the demo started Sam fell through the street which caused him to appear over the level and hover while rapidly spinning. The AI is absolute garbage; half of the time the idiots just stuck their faces in the wall and hollered like a tarred coon or they were constantly rolling across the floor dodging grenades that never even existed. And the blond strange man with the pony tail was gay. When he as...
We had our words, a common spat. So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat. My name is Mud.
Look, we've all wanted this so called "God" dead for quite awhile now, right? I think its time that Jack Tretton and a space ship full of PS3s fly into heaven, storm the place, and blow out God's brains.
That jerk's comments make me sick, really physically sick. I vomited blood all over my blouse when I saw that horrifying title. Cliffy has no regard for safety or for anyone's feelings, I pity the poor man.
This article is mistaken. The masses will embrace this marvelous device with open arms and with the utmost enthusiasm. Imagine the possibilities for dancing games: You're standing in front of a dazzled audience wielding a Move controller in both hands. A digital Britney Spears begins the dance. You imitate her arm motions and the crowd goes wild. The crystal at the end of the dildo is displaying magnificent colors never before seen by the human eye. You will be overcome with pure bliss which ...
Everybody has made that joke already. Great work non the less. Real knee slapper.
Why can't you people understand that the 360 is incapable of processing any form of animation. Every Xbox 360 game is a static image. You are paying sixty dollars to have the cover of a "game" replicated on your television screen.
The bloated behemoth vomits corrosive words onto the bald head of its pathetic twin brother who has learned to copy his stagger.
I know right? The f*** is up with that? The British Pig was all up on my junk now hes acting like a spoiled little hoe.
Looks interesting, not too sure how it will ultimately turn out though.