Your picture made me lol several times. Thanks for that.
The 1 out of 3 statistic is pretty dead on in my case. I have owned 3 xbox360's and so for two have died on me. I don't think I ever got my free month for either of them though but im not sure because they both died within the same year and I haven't renewed my subscription yet.
You obviously have no idea what your talking about because the storm is a cdma phone while att is a gsm service provider. Therefore you cant use the strom on atts networks at all ever. And the fact that you like the storm at all is sad. Its hardware feels like garbage and the ui is garbage.
I hate to say it but I mostly agree with what you said even though I own two 360's currently. I'm going to be very careful the next go round with what system I choose to buy.