Well hai dar!
And Welcome to Da Funny Side of the console,
today, with it being the first part, I has a Special idea...
A Hall Of Shame special, dedicated to crap games from around the gaming world. So what we be waiting for? Let us start...
W E L C O M E T O T H E H A L L O F S H A M E
Warning!: The following games are a pile of shite...
N U M B A R O N E :
DAMNATION: Dis game has to be one of the crappest of this current generation, from the downright aweful story line to the vile steaming pile of crap that is it's Multiplayer, no really, the multiplayer is that bad, I could hold fire down for half an hour, whilst remaining on target for the whole F'ing time and would the guy die? Would he ball's! I mean, I could go for a turd and have no worries of dying in the game. The game try's to be some sort of TPS/Free running hybrid but it horrifically fail's beyond all recognition!
Last I heard, Blue Omega Studios, the A-Holes behind this Arse of a game, closed down due to the absolute failure of the game's sales (or the good sense of the public), however, I personally believe that that is not enough punishment for creating such a form of mind F***age that is playing Damnation...not by a mile.
N U M B A R T W O :
TWO WORLDS: Let's be honest, you knew this title would be featured in this article some where. This is the epitomy of the word "Crap", no really, I literally could not play this game longer than the Eight-Minutes I had, or I would explode (And not in the way I did in my pants when I first played Shadow of the Colossus). We'll start with the tremendous steamer that was the voice acting, I could speak better whilst having my balls mauled at by a F***ing Beaver than the gaumless actors of TW's. The game was packed with glitches more than a Job Centre in the UK. However, the game did have one small positive...it was so crap you just had to play it once, BUT DONT RUSH OUT AND BUY IT, get the demo. How and why a sequel is being produced for this game I know not...I really dont know...*Weeps*.
A N D F I N A R L Y:
UNCHARTED 2: H A H A H A! I IS SO FUNNY!
NO BUT SERIOUSLY, the final game in todays Crapfest list is...
*Drum Roll*
MODERN WARFARE 2: Now, with me being new to N4G, people wouldnt know that on other Game Websites, I argued my hatred for Modern Warfare and warned of the (then) impending shiteness that was Modern Warfare 2, I would rather play with my own crap than that videogame shaped crap, glitchy, rushed...just, Shite. I is sorry if yow's disagree, but am I not allowed my own opinion?
CURRENT INHABITANTS OF THE H A L L OF S H A M E:
DAMNATION
TWO WORLDS
MODERN WARFARE 2
HOPE YOU GUY'S ENJOYED THIS...
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Microsoft announced its financial results for Q3 of fiscal year 2026, including an update on its gaming Xbox business and more.
Not looking good. Hopefully Asha Sharma is able to turn Phil’s disaster around.
To me it's still quite remarkable how they can cash-in 5.3bn in revenue in a single quarter, since their hardware is basically dead.
The stock mark is what makes Microsoft remarkable, They have convinced every institutional and retail investor to just keep piling money into them. Like many big tech giants they are just a big growing pyramid scheme. As long as people keep dropping money into ETF's that cover the market Microsoft will always be liquid. At the same time it is completely stifling innovation and competition. People need to start being more discreet in how they invest their money as it's killing the system.
Riiiiight because people will just flock back to them for one or two games per year.
15+ years of bad performance is what they call irreparable in business. It is time for them to sell off the assets and get out of entertainment.
These declines are on the back of extra revenue received from releasing games like Forza horizon 5 on PlayStation. So I’m being sarcastic here when I said they should go back to exclusives. Killing off a revenue stream from Ps5 sales will only make things worse
The charity event will be streamed live from Gamescom in August.
Thanks to the slip-up of an artist working on the title, we now have more evidence that a new Injustice game is in the works.
LMAO, agressive much? Got to admit though, that made me laugh, if your serious about making more, keep up the good work.
Where is lumberjack Go? or City sports Go? Or Space Camp?
We always avoid talking about the real crap and just chose easy targets.
funny read nonetheless.
everyone is just walking around glitching and turning invincible.borderlands is a good game