Da Funny Side of the Console (27th May 2010)

Well hai dar!
And Welcome to Da Funny Side of the console,
today, with it being the first part, I has a Special idea...
A Hall Of Shame special, dedicated to crap games from around the gaming world. So what we be waiting for? Let us start...

W E L C O M E T O T H E H A L L O F S H A M E
Warning!: The following games are a pile of shite...

N U M B A R O N E :

DAMNATION: Dis game has to be one of the crappest of this current generation, from the downright aweful story line to the vile steaming pile of crap that is it's Multiplayer, no really, the multiplayer is that bad, I could hold fire down for half an hour, whilst remaining on target for the whole F'ing time and would the guy die? Would he ball's! I mean, I could go for a turd and have no worries of dying in the game. The game try's to be some sort of TPS/Free running hybrid but it horrifically fail's beyond all recognition!
Last I heard, Blue Omega Studios, the A-Holes behind this Arse of a game, closed down due to the absolute failure of the game's sales (or the good sense of the public), however, I personally believe that that is not enough punishment for creating such a form of mind F***age that is playing Damnation...not by a mile.

N U M B A R T W O :

TWO WORLDS: Let's be honest, you knew this title would be featured in this article some where. This is the epitomy of the word "Crap", no really, I literally could not play this game longer than the Eight-Minutes I had, or I would explode (And not in the way I did in my pants when I first played Shadow of the Colossus). We'll start with the tremendous steamer that was the voice acting, I could speak better whilst having my balls mauled at by a F***ing Beaver than the gaumless actors of TW's. The game was packed with glitches more than a Job Centre in the UK. However, the game did have one small positive...it was so crap you just had to play it once, BUT DONT RUSH OUT AND BUY IT, get the demo. How and why a sequel is being produced for this game I know not...I really dont know...*Weeps*.

A N D F I N A R L Y:
UNCHARTED 2: H A H A H A! I IS SO FUNNY!
NO BUT SERIOUSLY, the final game in todays Crapfest list is...
*Drum Roll*
MODERN WARFARE 2: Now, with me being new to N4G, people wouldnt know that on other Game Websites, I argued my hatred for Modern Warfare and warned of the (then) impending shiteness that was Modern Warfare 2, I would rather play with my own crap than that videogame shaped crap, glitchy, rushed...just, Shite. I is sorry if yow's disagree, but am I not allowed my own opinion?

CURRENT INHABITANTS OF THE H A L L OF S H A M E:
DAMNATION
TWO WORLDS
MODERN WARFARE 2

HOPE YOU GUY'S ENJOYED THIS...
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