EPISODE 7
This Blob decided to "Take its talents to South Beach"
Microsoft announced its financial results for Q3 of fiscal year 2026, including an update on its gaming Xbox business and more.
Not looking good. Hopefully Asha Sharma is able to turn Phil’s disaster around.
To me it's still quite remarkable how they can cash-in 5.3bn in revenue in a single quarter, since their hardware is basically dead.
The stock mark is what makes Microsoft remarkable, They have convinced every institutional and retail investor to just keep piling money into them. Like many big tech giants they are just a big growing pyramid scheme. As long as people keep dropping money into ETF's that cover the market Microsoft will always be liquid. At the same time it is completely stifling innovation and competition. People need to start being more discreet in how they invest their money as it's killing the system.
Riiiiight because people will just flock back to them for one or two games per year.
15+ years of bad performance is what they call irreparable in business. It is time for them to sell off the assets and get out of entertainment.
These declines are on the back of extra revenue received from releasing games like Forza horizon 5 on PlayStation. So I’m being sarcastic here when I said they should go back to exclusives. Killing off a revenue stream from Ps5 sales will only make things worse
The charity event will be streamed live from Gamescom in August.
Thanks to the slip-up of an artist working on the title, we now have more evidence that a new Injustice game is in the works.
You have two 8's. :P
4's funny.
Thanks for another round of funny highlights. I enjoy your humor!
I got a huge kick out of that sexism video, and the article is pretty good to boot! And not like boot out of a bar or a swanky strip club or anything like that, or in the crotch after a brutally intense joke about someones Mom and a frozen snickers log but in the 'Oh, I just found my other boot!' kind of way, with joy and happiness.....
Your news highlights style kinda reminds me of the humor focus that many magazines of the early 90's had, where letters could be answered by ninjas or three eyed gorilla gods and most of the magazine was a vaguely covered joke about drug use and prostitution. Man I really miss 90's game journalism... enter nostalgia here... anyway great blog, I'm going to have to read some of the other ones now.