All Channels
Popular

Levelling Up of a Noob.

Level 1:pa·thet·ic (puh-thet-ik) - adjective - miserably or contemptibly inadequate.

That’s me when I started playing Modern Warfare 2 – PATHETIC!  MW2 was the first FPS I really attempted to play and stick with. See, I had MW1 and
WAW before this, but never really got past the first two missions in the
single player campaign. Button controls were confusing and intimidating (what? I
have to use R1, L1 AND L3 at the same time just to kill a single person? With
a button combination like that to be completed in a split second - life or
death moment - I should be rewarded a game victory, not a single kill!). Maybe
I got sucked into the MW2 hype, maybe it was all those visits to my friend’s
house playing split screen and all the fun we had. I think it was playing with
friends that made me stick with this one. That, and the fact that no way would
his wife let us go to his house every weekend and take up their TV and
my wife would never let me go out every weekend to play video games, so we were forced to go online.

Level 2: Suck (suhk) - noun - to be bad or undesirable

After several weeks of online play and finishing the way-too-short solo
campaign, I achieved my personal best and leveled up to just plain SUCK! At least I was no longer pathetic. By now I was not only playing online with my friends, I was playing with complete strangers with no friends online. This was a big step for me – playing with strangers. These guys, or rather kids (some sound like 12 year old, smack talking, southern sounding boys trying to fit that one last game in before the street lights came on and they’re forced to finish their homework.) were good, nay, excellent. Well, at least compared to me, they were. How did they get this good? Did they have lives? (Probably not) Did they go to school? (Jury’s is still out there) How did they get so good and level up so quickly? And most importantly, why were they up so late? After several weeks, my friends and I started to make a regular date of Friday nights to play online. This, no pressure to
perform well, environment, would be perfect to hone my skills.<

Level 3: Ad·e·quate (ad-i-kwat) - adjective -  as much or as good as necessary for some requirement or purpose; fully sufficient, suitable, or fit

Welcome to adequate! That’s where I reside. How can I tell after playing for
several more weeks? I can still remember the one game I played (no friends
present) online, where I had the highest kill count of both teams, a low death
count, the highest score on both teams (got myself an MVP kudos from the game)
and I had a career high kill streak of 5 kills! Since then, I have never
achieved this again (note to self: start playing at 4am where I can be sure that
the best have all gone to bed in anticipation of a grade 8 pop quiz the next
morning) and may never again. But, I know what I am capable of (besides a high
death count)…adequate success. These days, I typically average a couple more
deaths than kills, but it’s getting better. I have learned to keep moving and
hide around objects when bullets starts flying in my direction (not always with
success, mind you), which will really helps me bring my B-game to the arena.

What’s next for me? One of these days I will be able to inform my teammate of a danger prior to his death as I strive for Level 4 : “performing well”.

Create Report !X

Add Report

Reports

n to the b5866d ago (Edited 5866d ago )

nice blog, funny (haha funny, not wierd funny) presentation. of course I've never touched any CoD myself; but any of us who've played FPSs online can relate.

not that any1 cares, but I made it to ~50th worldwide weekly ranking on... Prey, my 1st online shooter. and I played #1 ranked 'HavokXuk' twice and got 1 less kill than him both times. of course, it was easier to rise the ranks of a minor game like Prey. orig gears I only made it to the top 10% I think.

keep at it, I'm sure you'll continue to level up!

Microsoft_Spokesman5864d ago

Very funny to read. Send me a PM when the next part is done. Do you have a blog?

70°

Microsoft Gaming Revenue Drops 7% Year-on-Year, Content and Services Down 5%, Xbox Hardware Down 33%

Microsoft announced its financial results for Q3 of fiscal year 2026, including an update on its gaming Xbox business and more.

Read Full Story >>
simulationdaily.com
Create Report !X

Add Report

Reports

+ Updates (2)- Updates (2)

Updates

Changed from Pending to Approved
Community11d ago
Changed: credit url
Jin_Sakai11d ago (Edited 11d ago )

Not looking good. Hopefully Asha Sharma is able to turn Phil’s disaster around.

dveio11d ago

To me it's still quite remarkable how they can cash-in 5.3bn in revenue in a single quarter, since their hardware is basically dead.

Jingsing11d ago

The stock mark is what makes Microsoft remarkable, They have convinced every institutional and retail investor to just keep piling money into them. Like many big tech giants they are just a big growing pyramid scheme. As long as people keep dropping money into ETF's that cover the market Microsoft will always be liquid. At the same time it is completely stifling innovation and competition. People need to start being more discreet in how they invest their money as it's killing the system.

Tanktopmaster9211d ago

Once they re-evaluate exclusive all will be fine….

S2Killinit11d ago

Riiiiight because people will just flock back to them for one or two games per year.

Jingsing11d ago

15+ years of bad performance is what they call irreparable in business. It is time for them to sell off the assets and get out of entertainment.

Tanktopmaster9211d ago

These declines are on the back of extra revenue received from releasing games like Forza horizon 5 on PlayStation. So I’m being sarcastic here when I said they should go back to exclusives. Killing off a revenue stream from Ps5 sales will only make things worse

Show all comments (13)
40°

Games Done Quick is coming to Europe for the first time with 3 days of Gamescom speedruns

The charity event will be streamed live from Gamescom in August.

Read Full Story >>
videogameschronicle.com
Create Report !X

Add Report

Reports

+ Updates (1)- Updates (1)

Updates

Changed from Pending to Approved
Community11d ago
50°

Report: Injustice 3 in Development at NetherRealm Studios

Thanks to the slip-up of an artist working on the title, we now have more evidence that a new Injustice game is in the works.

Create Report !X

Add Report

Reports

+ Updates (1)- Updates (1)

Updates

Changed from Pending to Approved
Community11d ago