Ode to the Open Zone

Open Zone, oh Open Zone, you're so fun
I really think that you're number 1

When I get banned, you're there for me
So I can still comment on n4g

You're home to fanboys of all kinds
I'd love to kick all of their behinds

Many things in the Gamer Zone that go unsaid
They end up in the Open Zone instead

You're stress relief to the max
It's good to get those feelings off our backs

Internet bullies love you so
You're they place they love and know

Stupid people, angry, dumb, and smart (huh?) people too
Let loose their cannons all at once into you


You're the one to comfort the banned
You're the place they make a last stand

Open Zone, Open Zone, I love thee
Just like how all the fanboys love me

=)