All Channels
Popular
Approvals 5/5 ▼
WildArmed (2) - 5544d ago Cancel
Godmars290 (1) - 5544d ago Cancel
worm2010 (1) - 5544d ago Cancel
Neckbear (1) - 5544d ago Cancel

Noob guide to N4G

Congratulations on visiting the world’s premier (and pretty much only) gaming news aggregate website. In these pages you’ll find a collection of top quality articles from around the web approved by a foolproof system of responsible contributors. This system ensures you’ll never see: duplicate articles, flame bait, poorly translated articles, bad grammar, blogs or Youtube videos. To get you started in the comments section here’s a handy guide that will help you become a valuable member of the ‘community’.

1. Pick a side. To promote healthy ‘debate’ the community is divided into supporters of certain video game systems, pick your favourite and stick with it... NO MATTER WHAT.

2. Be sure to get your comment at the top of the page, even if it’s irrelevant or you haven’t read the article yet.

3. Grammar is for Nazis! There’s absolutely no difference between there, their, they’re or your and you’re.

4. Your opinion is fact right? Make sure people are aware of this by writing the word ‘fact’ in capital letters at the end of your comment, use exclamation marks to emphasize the factyness.

5. This is the Internet so be sure to never back down from an argument, no matter how redundant or off topic it becomes.

6. If you read something you disagree with, whatever you do, DO NOT debate the point logically. Instead try to discredit the source as biased or just spout misinformation to confuse and mislead ignorant readers.

7. If you lose a bubble for trolling you can always write a blog about how unfair it is, people really care and love reading about your tragedy.

8. Click disagree but NEVER give a reason.

9. The ‘shipped vs sold’ argument never gets old.

10. VGchartz is 100% accurate and the ‘z’ makes it cool.

Follow these easy steps and you’ll fit in nicely here. Remember, controversy > truth.

Welcome and enjoy.

(side-effects of N4G may include: delusions, immaturity, racism, ignorance, lulz)

Create Report !X

Add Report

Reports

+ Updates (1)- Updates (1)

Updates

Changed from Pending to Approved
Community5544d ago
WildArmed5544d ago

(side-effects of N4G may include: lulz)

Ah, I can never get enough of that side-effect :D

teething5543d ago

I am near the top of the page. Now everyone will read my brilliance.

starcb265543d ago

FACT! This Is Is Funny!!!!!! !

fatstarr5543d ago (Edited 5543d ago )

I just love this site hahaha.

somehow this needs to be permanently attached to the front page.

BiggCMan5544d ago

This is the funniest thing I've read on here for a really long time. While its mostly true, not every single person is this way though. There is lots who are, but also plenty who aren't. Most of the time I just ignore the ridiculous people and only pay attention to the smart ones who care about his industry and whose comments make sense.

Chaostar5544d ago

Hey, thanks :) I agree, there are some great people here. I was just poking some fun around, the FACT remains that N4G is a great place to get gaming info and occasionally meet some interesting people who share your hobby. All the tools are here to make this a much better experience, it's just a shame they are abused by multiple account trolls.

Now if only the mods/designers/whatever would bring back the open zone, like everybody wants, we'd be one step closer to gaming utopia.

FACT!!!!

rybobales5544d ago

I disagree... but for no logical reason but because i can. ;) (no i didn't click disagree)

Cajun Chicken5544d ago

I love this place. I'm just here for the news and occasional agrees. Went past the argument stage ages ago, I just use logic and make people look silly now. I'd do the same in real life too.
I think one of the worst things around here, although I'm a PS3 fan, is when a multiplat isn't allowed to be better or more entertaining than a PS3 exclusive around the same time. I speak for Prototype (Infamous) and Bulletstorm (Killzone 3) in these cases. Why battle for the fact that both are playable on your console, you can choose to play both. I seriously don't see the logic.

Show all comments (32)
70°

Microsoft Gaming Revenue Drops 7% Year-on-Year, Content and Services Down 5%, Xbox Hardware Down 33%

Microsoft announced its financial results for Q3 of fiscal year 2026, including an update on its gaming Xbox business and more.

Read Full Story >>
simulationdaily.com
Create Report !X

Add Report

Reports

+ Updates (2)- Updates (2)

Updates

Changed from Pending to Approved
Community11d ago
Changed: credit url
Jin_Sakai11d ago (Edited 11d ago )

Not looking good. Hopefully Asha Sharma is able to turn Phil’s disaster around.

dveio11d ago

To me it's still quite remarkable how they can cash-in 5.3bn in revenue in a single quarter, since their hardware is basically dead.

Jingsing11d ago

The stock mark is what makes Microsoft remarkable, They have convinced every institutional and retail investor to just keep piling money into them. Like many big tech giants they are just a big growing pyramid scheme. As long as people keep dropping money into ETF's that cover the market Microsoft will always be liquid. At the same time it is completely stifling innovation and competition. People need to start being more discreet in how they invest their money as it's killing the system.

Tanktopmaster9211d ago

Once they re-evaluate exclusive all will be fine….

S2Killinit11d ago

Riiiiight because people will just flock back to them for one or two games per year.

Jingsing11d ago

15+ years of bad performance is what they call irreparable in business. It is time for them to sell off the assets and get out of entertainment.

Tanktopmaster9211d ago

These declines are on the back of extra revenue received from releasing games like Forza horizon 5 on PlayStation. So I’m being sarcastic here when I said they should go back to exclusives. Killing off a revenue stream from Ps5 sales will only make things worse

Show all comments (13)
40°

Games Done Quick is coming to Europe for the first time with 3 days of Gamescom speedruns

The charity event will be streamed live from Gamescom in August.

Read Full Story >>
videogameschronicle.com
Create Report !X

Add Report

Reports

+ Updates (1)- Updates (1)

Updates

Changed from Pending to Approved
Community11d ago
50°

Report: Injustice 3 in Development at NetherRealm Studios

Thanks to the slip-up of an artist working on the title, we now have more evidence that a new Injustice game is in the works.

Create Report !X

Add Report

Reports

+ Updates (1)- Updates (1)

Updates

Changed from Pending to Approved
Community11d ago