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Why does your companion hate Skyrim?

Ever wonder why your companion does not like it when you play Skyrim? Follow the link for more information.

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futurefrog5275d ago

Love this! My girlfriend dumped my ass because I cheated on her with Skyrim. Atleast Skyrim still loves me :)

bumnut5275d ago

Who needs a girlfriend when you have Skyrim and Jizzbox :)

futurefrog5275d ago

Can I borrow your jizz box, mine is full.

Qwerty915275d ago

What is a Jizzbox? Are you collectively storing your Jizz in a box? What do you plan on doing with it?

LinkageAX5275d ago

So that's what you call your kleenex storage unit.

Laxman5275d ago

@Qwerty
Create an army of super soldiers.

bumnut5275d ago

I think I need to clarify, Jizz Box is a site like Porn Hub.

NOT AN ACTUAL BOX FOR MY JIZZ!!!!!!!!!

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discordman5275d ago

I have a bottle, a bit more uncomfortable, but it gets the job done

RioKing5275d ago

Fleshlight -_-

Shits legit.

masterabbott5275d ago

I think companions should learn to love you for who you are and what games you play... this is a requirement before you start going out ...

do you like video games = ? YES goto next question
do you like Skyrim ? = YES then your hired - NO = then get the hell out !!

ScubaSteve15275d ago

yes i am great to be single and play skyrim but yet i am so lonely

koga885275d ago

My girlfriend used to hate Skyrim then she took an arrow in the knee.

Janitor5275d ago

My wife loves Skyrim, because I don't bug her for sexy time as much when I'm playing games.

Mutant-Spud5275d ago

Sexy time while playing Skyrim would be the goal then?

Janitor5275d ago

That would be great, I knew I was neglecting her too much when I found my Move controller hidden in her underwear drawer.

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Skyrim Switch 2 Update Boosts Visuals, But Performance Falls Short

A new Skyrim Switch 2 update delivers major visual upgrades, surpassing some console settings, but locks the game to 30fps and introduces noticeable input lag.

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gigoran8155d ago

they can't get a 14 year old game to run smoothly?

jjb1981154d ago

That's ridiculous, lol. I'm waiting for the guy that says its too cpu-intensive for the Switch 2. This game is old af and has been released like 17 times.

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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim’s iconic bucket-head stealth was a complete surprise on launch

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim lead designer Bruce Nesmith explains that the game's bucket stealth was an unintended feature of the game.

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This massive Skyrim mod adds a whole new region, 50 new dungeons and more

Lordbound is finally here.