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IGN - I Will Be a Skyrim Widow

IGN - I'm married to a collector. Things he has collected include every issue of Architectural Record from the past 12 years, cool-looking chairs that were stacked up in our storage unit, and a two-inch-thick batch of stats printouts from when he played Earl Weaver Baseball in junior high.

Darkfiber5464d ago (Edited 5464d ago )

Ugh, just when I thought IGN's writers couldn't be any worse, Dana Jongewaard joins the crew. GAMERS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND. OR YOUR KIDS. Stop fucking talking about your family in every article you write, you dumb bitch. You've stated on several occasions that you don't even play games, and the rare times that you do, you skip all the cutscenes and devote as much attention to the game as a kindergartener who doesn't give a shit what's going on as long as he can mash buttons for 5 minutes before he gets bored...and in this article, you pretty much openly admit that you haven't played any of the games mentioned and probably wont play this, but you'll watch your husband play it! And that somehow means we are supposed to take you seriously as a video game "journalist"?

So clearly it's not your knowledge of gaming that makes you qualified, it MUST be your literary talent. Showing off those writing chops with marvelously written lines such as, "Skyrim's inventory setup is pretty freaking awesome," and, " I found the Fallout inventory screen super-dark, and my eyes glazed over if I looked at it too long." My God, I am still astounded that you aren't up for a Pulitzer.

Jack-Dangerously5464d ago (Edited 5464d ago )

Look! There go your bubbles bub. I think you could have projected your feelings on this matter in a much more rational and mature way. Or maybe not?

Speaking of "literary talent" Here's some 'freaking awesome' quotes from you.

"Stop f*cking talking about your family in every article you write, you dumb b*tch."

"...a kindergartener who doesn't give a sh*t what's going on.."

I had the good taste to censor the above quotes. He did not.

Darkfiber5464d ago

The only difference is, I'm not getting paid a yearly salary for writing this. You overlooked that crucial bit of information.

But please, keep following me around and disagreeing with me. It's pretty entertaining.

Ser5464d ago

There's a part of me that lol'd at your comment, a part that agrees somewhat, and a part that is very frightened.

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Skyrim Switch 2 Update Boosts Visuals, But Performance Falls Short

A new Skyrim Switch 2 update delivers major visual upgrades, surpassing some console settings, but locks the game to 30fps and introduces noticeable input lag.

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gigoran8166d ago

they can't get a 14 year old game to run smoothly?

jjb1981166d ago

That's ridiculous, lol. I'm waiting for the guy that says its too cpu-intensive for the Switch 2. This game is old af and has been released like 17 times.

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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim’s iconic bucket-head stealth was a complete surprise on launch

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim lead designer Bruce Nesmith explains that the game's bucket stealth was an unintended feature of the game.

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This massive Skyrim mod adds a whole new region, 50 new dungeons and more

Lordbound is finally here.