I would totally hang out with E. Honda. He seems like he knows how to have a good time.

I think this was satirizing the gender issue.

(I think the author agrees with you.)

We can't do that because that WOULDN'T be shallow and apparently we have to be shallow according to GameBloggerPros and SJWs

I think you're pushing cultural preferences as facts, rather than the... well, the preferences they are.

And I say this as a skinny guy who loves tiny women.

Used to be fat and still approve.

Also, I don't think people are reading the article.

Yeah, i don't really get this either. It's not exactly a good thing to aim for.

Id say the point of this article went right over your head

None of what you said is true. You just have a negative biased view towards fat people. Also, videogames are unrealistic. You think unlimited sprint in COD is realistic? No one said make the character 600 lbs and immobile. Someone around 300-400 lbs is sufficient. Being fat has nothing to do with cardiovascular fitness. How do you think football linemen do their job? Look up American sumo wrestler Kelly Gneiting. He's over 400lbs but he conditioned his body for cardio. He swam an entire lake and finished 3 marathons. I doubt you can say you did the same. http://m.idahostatejournal....

Rapidly alternate triggers to eat.

Rob a gas station, aggressively ask for "da dough", then when he hands you money explain that you want the cookie dough.

I think Gran Turismo or Grand Theft Auto are too realistic.

You and your supercharged rascal would fit perfectly into a Mario Kart game though. You could spray old french fry grease out of the back of your scooter and make other players lose control.

That's ridiculous, lol. I'm waiting for the guy that says its too cpu-intensive for the Switch 2. This game is old af and has been released like 17 times.