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Xbox One Game Gets Breast Physics Comically Wrong

FastCoDesign - There's a scene in Judd Apatow's 2005 romantic comedy The 40-Year-Old-Virgin in which Steve Carrell, the titular virgin, tries to bluff his friends about his lack of sexual experience by describing breasts as feeling like "bags of sand."
Apparently, a similar conversation recently happened at the offices of video game developer Crytek as they designed their new Xbox One game, Ryse: Son Of Rome, except there was no one in the room who knew what breasts were actually like to set the record straight. "Breasts are just bags of water, right?" some designer must have said. "So just make them move like water balloons?"

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Enemy4539d ago (Edited 4539d ago )

Those boobs are rising uncontrollably before she even moves accordingly. The physics couldn't possibly be more off. And what's with the strictly vertical motion? Does she have little metal rods in there?

Typical Crytek. Looks like the team spent so much time modeling men they forgot all about women.

Lalanana4539d ago

Good to know women' boobs physics is now an issue in the gaming community.

SilentNegotiator4539d ago (Edited 4539d ago )

It isn't "now" an issue. This topic has come up a billion times with Japanese games.

christocolus4539d ago

Its funny how fanboys look for the most trivial topics and turn them into news..its news for gamers. This isnt news and the article is just crazy...lol..want to discuss awkward boob physics then go to japanese anime and manga forums or go play tekken , soul calibur and doa..i know enemy would love that.

SilentNegotiator4539d ago

"Its funny how fanboys look for the most trivial topics and turn them into news...want to discuss awkward boob physics then go to japanese anime and manga forums or go play tekken , soul calibur and doa"

Oh I'm sorry...those WEREN'T talked about and considered news??
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=N4G+so...
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=N4G+DO...

malokevi4539d ago

Woman's boobs physics have been important since DOA:3. DOA:Beach Volleyball is when they took on true importance.

Now, I demand PERFECTION! bouncy bouncy!

Pogmathoin4539d ago

Did anyone know what she was saying in the video? I did not notice...

Eonjay4539d ago

Boobs have always been a part of video game coverage since before Lara Croft.

guitarded774539d ago

It's funny!!! Why do some of you have to get so damn defensive, like someone is attacking your mother?

ON TOPIC: Maybe the developers haven't had much experience with the ladies.

Rimeskeem4539d ago

More like physics themselves must be perfect for the game to be true Next Gen

wooferine4538d ago

Boobs are always a topic of conversation in any male-dominated community. That and dick jokes.

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Are_The_MaDNess4539d ago

by the looks of it, they used a standard jiggle bone for the movement. that will most with the rest of the animation skeleton. its and easy and quick way to do Physics like this.........
heck Skyrim modding is better than this ATM with the HDT Physics plugin :D

Grave4539d ago

Ya and the cloud just got caught motor-boating those things! hahaha

drsfinest724539d ago

That joke isn't even funny anymore.

MorePowerOfGreen4539d ago

All the PS loyalist can do while the XB1 wins tech awards left and right, winning face-offs and picking up major steam in sales, popularity and hype, is troll for worthless news and make up conspiracy theories.

http://www.tomsguide.com/us...

Boobs! really BooB!? Talk about boods ;)

CryofSilence4539d ago

You don't have to be a PS loyalist to recognize the inaccuracy of the physics. I imagine X1 owners would also agree as well as anyone who has a functioning forebrain.

SilentNegotiator4539d ago (Edited 4539d ago )

All negativity related to Xbox is teh Sony fanboi conspiracy!!!!
PASS THE TIN FOIL!!
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I can't believe you Xbox fanboys are pretending that this a brand new issue in games invented for the sole purpose of downing something Xbox. Ryse sure doesn't need problems invented for it.

GarrusVakarian4539d ago

It's just a little humour, poking fun at inaccurate boob physics, why does everything have to be Sony vs MS with you?

AndroidVageta4539d ago

STFU. X1 isn't winning anything...especially not sales and face-offs.

Get the hell outta here with your made-up MS ball gagging fanboy B.S.

dericb114539d ago

How the hell do the Xbone and PS4 both have a check in the "Performance" when the PS4 is shown clearly as being a more powerful system. Hell the launch games all run better on PS4. That review is a complete fail.

Kayant4539d ago

"winning face-offs"

Lmaoooo it has not won a single one so far.

its_JEFF4539d ago

Do you actively seek out articles that are negative about the XBox One? There are great articles on Xbox One, go there and bask in the positiveness. Stop seeking out the negative articles, there are negative and positive articles for both consoles.

Everywhere I go I see Conspiracy Theory/Me Against the World/Everybody hates my console of choice Fanboi post.

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AngelicIceDiamond4539d ago

And once again @Enemy making a big deal out of absolutely nothing. Why does everything have to be under some kind of constant over exaggerated analysis?

Who cares is just quirky physics. Just laugh and move along instead of getting out your 5th grade physics book.

Mkai284539d ago (Edited 4539d ago )

I don't know why ppl are concerned about this, a 30 second scene.. Let's talk about how stiff the guys face in the beginning of KillZone SF, see what " gamers" say then? Lol

asyouburn4539d ago

I really enjoy shadow fall, but those animations....ugh....

KillrateOmega4539d ago (Edited 4539d ago )

How is he making a "big deal" or providing an "exaggerated analysis"?

The breast physics on display are not great. This is plainly evident. Boobs are not water balloons stapled to chests...

drsfinest724539d ago

You don't deserve all those fanboy bubbles of yours. Everything you say is anti ms and it's sad that you spend that much time of your life in this garbage site.

KillrateOmega4539d ago

Why are you and everyone else taking such a disparaging stance on this issue? Nowhere in Enemy's comment did he mention Microsoft or the Xbone. You have dragged them into this discussion, not him.

This is simply an article about breast physics, nothing more. Chill.

Snookies124539d ago

You're calling this site garbage, but you're still on it...?

Tontus4539d ago

Breast physics, another thing Crytek could learn from Sony Santa Monica http://youtu.be/HkPmfsLy5Bk...

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GarrusVakarian4539d ago

Lol wth....vertical slow mo bewbs? Distracting for the wrong reasons.

mhunterjr4539d ago

It's quite obvious she's a mystical being,
As such, her boobs are made of magic!

Lol.

Jeedai Infidel4539d ago

Magic boobs are the best kind of boobs.

wooferine4538d ago

Aren't all boobs magical? ;)

IcicleTrepan4539d ago (Edited 4539d ago )

some people will nitpick just about anything, especially when it doesn't have the Sony logo on it.

@blackdeath - exactly. this wasn't even worth an article.

Blackdeath_6634539d ago

some people take things too seriously

D0ffy4539d ago

I think you completely misunderstood what blackdeath was saying..

Grave4539d ago (Edited 4539d ago )

Dat next-gen bounce! Was Kojima behind this?

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Our Story – Episode 2 – Crysis 2 to Ryse: Son of Rome

Crytek : In episode two of Our Story, the team discusses the evolution of Crysis into Crysis 2 and 3 (and the pressures that came with it), how a local connection landed an incredible collaboration with legendary composer Hans Zimmer, and the New York trip that inspired much of Crysis 2. For the gladiators among you, you’ll also get an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the development of Ryse: Son of Rome and the attention to detail that went into it.

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15 Best Ancient Rome Games of All Time

From underrated Xbox One launch titles to absolute emperors of the strategy genre, history heads will love these games based around Ancient Rome.

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Leeroyw1115d ago (Edited 1115d ago )

There's fifteen ancient Rome games?

LG_Fox_Brazil1114d ago

Shadow of Rome was so freaking good

Sashamaz1114d ago

I'm still waiting for the sequel.

HyperMoused1114d ago

Ryse was awesome, i have no idea why it wasnt recieved well and why we havnt seen another, Rome conquered so much, you could take the action anywhere, and it looked great when xbox one came out, now would be even better.

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Ryse: Son of Rome Deserves a Second Shot

Ryse: Son of Rome was an Xbox One launch title that has been left to collect dust, but Crytek should set aside Crysis and give Ryse another shot.

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AngainorG7X1369d ago

It was a great game, it had issues but it can only go up from here.

crazyCoconuts1369d ago

It was just ok. Looked really good for an Xbox game though

Snookies121369d ago

"for an Xbox game"

Way to subtly throw shade there. It looked amazing compared to any game at the time it was released.

Never played it myself though, wasn't really interested in it personally. Plus it came at a time when I didn't own an Xbox console. But it was at least different than the usual copy/paste games we get. So I hope it gets another chance sometime soon.

Crows901369d ago

It was a crytek game though

1nsomniac1369d ago (Edited 1369d ago )

It was a stunning game on all basis. One of the standout games for Xbox as a whole. I ended up buying on pc as well… and yes nothing looked better than it in PC at the time either. Nothing just ok about it, definitely needs a sequel.

fr0sty1369d ago

@snookies12, don't pretend like the Xbox One didn't struggle with being gimpled by its tiny pool of ESRAM as a frame buffer. It was significantly weaker than the PS4.

crazyCoconuts1369d ago

Metacritic 60, user score 6.4. I'm not alone in putting it into the "ok" category...

VenomCarnage891368d ago

@snookies
Haven't played it but at least you know enough to defend Xbox over it. The game did look good, for an Xbox game. That's not some "subtle shade," it's full on reality.
I remember it being nearly the only graphically decent game on the Xbone for like the first two years after launch, and graphics were that games strength

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CrimsonWing691369d ago

I really enjoyed it. Bought it at launch even.

ManMarmalade1369d ago (Edited 1369d ago )

The qte's were disappointing though. God of war was doing it back in the ps2 days. As gorgeous as the game was, the gameplay needed to be updated.

annoyedgamer1369d ago

I really liked the original Ryse but Crytek doesn't have the funds. The mismanaged their properties and let EA raid them with Crysis for the duration of their relationship. Right now they are working on Crysis 4, I doubt they can spare resources to work on a Ryse sequel.

gamer78041369d ago

It would have to be funded by MS, I really liked Ryse sure it got repetitive but the setting visuals and story were good

moriarty18891369d ago

MS should have funded a sequel to Ryse and Sunset OD. Two good franchises they definitely needed last gen.

annoyedgamer1369d ago

MS is too busy trying to become the next EA, Ryse wont be on their list of titles to finance unless it gets a hipster makeover with lootboxes.

darthv721369d ago (Edited 1369d ago )

I recently bought it for the steamdeck and have to say... 60fps is a game changer. I really wished MS had gotten a one x patch or series boost mode option but sadly, nope. Other games that definitely deserve a second chance (esp on steamdeck/pc) are quantum break and sunset overdrive. Both deserved 60fps support on one x / series but you have to go to PC for that.

Rumor has it Crytek had plans for a Ryse 2 but due to the low turnout for XB (at the time) it was shelved. They really should give this another shot. i dont care if its multiplat on PS and XB and PC and Switch... just so long as part 2 gets made.

babadivad1369d ago

The game is automatically boosted on Series X

darthv721369d ago

sorry... but it's not. It still runs at the same fps the XBO did.

lelo2play1369d ago

Game was good enough, not great.
Graphically it was top notch. Still holds well till this day.

Crows901369d ago

It only needed more enemy variety and few more movesets or weapons to use. That would have made the experience tons better.

MadLad1369d ago

It was a good game.
Only time I saw quick time events actually make me feel engaged.

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