WTMG's Leo Faria: "I wouldn’t have minded Jesus Simulator‘s existence if I was able to notice some kind of care and sincerity were used when crafting it. I simply cannot accept such a pathetic excuse for a game to be infested with AI-generated content, being just barely functional (how can you make pressing the Enter button feel so unresponsive?), and just being slightly longer than the Steam refund period limit so an innocent duped believer can’t even get their hard-earned money back after beating/enduring it. I thought that criticising this game would have been blasphemous, but there’s no other way to put it: Jesus Simulator is the kind of blasphemy that should have been condemned and persecuted by the Spanish Inquisition, outlawed just like the Da Vinci Code book."
Wow, this game is getting crucified.
the review sounds brutal, but the “just longer than the refund window” part is the real sin if that’s true. ai-generated filler and janky input is already annoying, yet wrapping it in a religious skin feels extra cynical. i got served weird sidebar junk right next to this thread, including https://playplinkogames.com... and https://funkytimegame.org/ , which somehow matches the overall vibe of “cash-grab everywhere”. if your game can’t make the enter key feel responsive, maybe it shouldn’t exist at all.