Magna Farta

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...honestly, Move and Natal have a very "Sega CD" vibe to them.

I can see this blowing up in a flash and going out just as quickly. I have owned a Wii before and there was a reason it collected dust for a good year before I finally sold it, because the controller is gimmicky, and quite honestly, not being able to lay across the couch and accurately play a game irks me.

Case in point, playing No More Heroes on the Wii was fun, but playing my import ...

5723d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Ed Wood considered "Plan 9 from Outer Space" his masterpiece, and while it is a fun campy movie, it was nowhere near anything I would call quality.

But it was still HIS masterpiece, and he treated it as such. Just like in the sense that this is David Cage's masterpiece, it's the best thing he's put out there and it turned out great.

Whether or not it's a masterpiece is in the hands of the controller-wielder. I found it to be an exc...

5724d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Well I guess it's only proper that Gene Simmons (the Rock world's original sellout), narrates the asinine story of this god-awful game franchise.

thankfully I grew out of the guitar hero interest after the 2nd incarnation, and it looks like I got out of it at the right time, considering every one afterwards was a shitfest.

5736d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

...it is also probably the most accurate list of the worst NES games ever.

At any given point during the ages of 4-10, I have probably rented and played 18 out of these 20 games, most of which got played for all of 5 mins until I gave up figuring them out and they sat on my TV for the next 4 days until the rental had to be returned (back in the 80's and 90's, there wasn't such a thing as "this game sucks let me rent a different one" policy)

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...and she has more or less inadvertently ruined any respectable female's chances of ever professionally racing again.

She's a mediocre race car driver at best, and a world-class sellout, but I guess she had to do something, considering her racing skills most likely weren't paying her bills.

So she went and sold out what little dignity she could've kept and started acting in those awful godaddy.com commercials, attempting to show off what litt...

5741d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

...I can see this game being a huge sleeper hit, I haven't been able to put it down

5753d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

...considering it's Atlus. I picked my copy up right when GS opened and it's thanks to my pre-order that my roommate was able to get his copy.

I was told that they were only getting one copy besides the two pre-orders they had, and now I guess they'll be out of stock for the next three weeks or so.

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...and I wore it until some idiot at the bank told me to "play two hours of Zelda and call him in the morning."

I am dead serious, he said those exact words to me...that was about 5 years ago and I've been very selective about my gaming shirts ever since

5758d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I can see Steve Jobs sitting in his stronghold, wringing his hands with a villainous smirk on his face while his slave-engineers work on an unannounced game console.

I can totally see apple releasing a console...naming it something stupid like the iGame or something dumber than "pippin" anyway (their last failed console, for those who dont know).

I can see this iGame having a horribly underpowered processor, games programmed in HTML5, 4GB of storage...

5759d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

and all the other ultra-HD resolutions that are gonna make all of our TVs obsolete within the next 5 or so years.

Gotta love technology and it's uncanny ability to empty our wallets

5759d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

The same people that were, just under a year ago, threatening to pull support for the PS3 altogether?

Funny how the tides turn when your company is being blasted with horrendous publicity

5760d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

After completing DTR: Retribution and working my way through GTA4: Episodes, I have been DYING for this game to come out.

Pre-ordered over 3 months ago...that's how hyped I've been for this game

5760d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

...much better looking layout

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...I can honestly say that my $50 a year didn't get me a whole lot of interesting extras.

And I can't even remember the last time PSN randomly disconnected me, I can however remember the last time I played a game on XBL only to hear 14-year-olds dropping the F- and N-bomb like it was going out of style.

And as for backward compatibility? Granted I still have my 60GB, I can say with absolute honesty I haven't even had the desire to play a PS2 game in over two years. ...

5769d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

and then when it came out on PS3, I pretty much lost my last standing reason for hanging onto my 360, much less the Gold Account that was gonna be up for renewal in the next month.

I will say with full honesty that while the 360 Netflix GUI was smoother...that's literally all that was better. Other than having to use a disc, the PS3 Netflix works just as well. It's just as fast, just as easy to use.

Having to use the disc I find is not only an invalid point, but th...

5770d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

....I cringed and my attention span for this video quickly disappeared. Chances are she never played this game, or even heard about it until she figured she could use it to get herself on tv.

If this really happened to her, than that sucks hard and I feel bad but the way this girl acts just screams fabrication. She called the TV station, and the first thing she does is start singing? And she's using a computer game as a scapegoat to bring attention to her so-called "cause...

5771d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

...from being submitted here. Anymore their whole site is drivel and nonsense.

5776d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

...that as a teenager, I owned over 400+ VHS and DVD titles, and watched movies daily because TV is so uninteresting to me.

And the deeper video games have gotten, the less enthralled I am by movies even. To me anymore movies feel like a 2 hour cutscene, and I'm just not interested in them anymore.

My netflix instant queue hasn't been touched in months, and I've been contemplating just canceling it altogether, seeing also as how my disc queue has been empty for mont...

5777d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

....in this industry, like most, time = money.

A good coherent, interesting story takes time and skill, which in turn drains precious dollars from the development budget.

Now bear in mind this dev budget also needs to cover design, testing, mo-cap, music and foley, more testing, all of which are more important to the functionality of a game product than a story.

And as far as I know, when it comes to making cuts, details on the story (usually cutscenes) ...

5779d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

...he's just a lucky one. He got his family back and that makes for a great heart-warming read, but everyone needs to realize that this story is an exception and most certainly not the rule.

However, I still personally believe that, like any "addiction", it is most certainly not an illness. He does a good job inadvertently describing that and I applaud him for taking personal responsibility and having the, albeit rare, willpower it took to remove himself from the game...

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