As fantastic as the PlayStation 2 games are, they are the past. Sony Soldiers only move FORWARD, crushing all Xbot PIGS and Nintendo GEESE in their way!
King Kaz has spoken!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
As you can see, my loyal Sony Soldiers are doing it for me!
Have a bubble, Quincunx!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
But we have to remember, the Nintendo GEESE have nothing better to play!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Failing to see the bigger picture! The PerfectionStation 3's future is brighter than a slapped PIG! The sheer avalanche of this years AAAAAAA games will make people forget all about the gimmick you have named the "Wii".
And why would you name a console after a bodily secretion? King Kaz cannot comprehend your twisted GOOSE logic!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Edit: Dropping the PerfectionStation name would be a foolish choice!
What do you think I should ca...
It seems you have forgotten about these numerous developers who have nothing but love and respect for Sony: Insomniac, Naughty Dog, Team ICO,
Polyphony Digital, Zipper Interactive, SCE Santa Monica and........who else? Ah, yes! Hideo Kojima! He dropped you GEESE quicker than Nazisoft drops their foolish PIG customers!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
We destroyed you Nintendo GEESE before and we will do it again!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
But clearly you cannot comprehend the sheer flood of AAAAAAAA titles available on the PerfectionStation 3! Hideo Kojima agrees with me! He abandoned you Nintendo GEESE and we welcomed him into the PlayStation family with open arms!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
My marvellous PerfectionStation brand breaks so many records, they cannot possibly fit in this meagre book!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Your loving master, King Kaz, has negotiated with his good friend Hideo Kojima to bring you the Metal Gear Solid movie! Xbot PIGS, Nintendo GEESE- you do not deserve to watch this marvellous piece of cinematic genius!
To be released in cinemas worldwide in 2009!
And exclusively on HD-DVD in 2010................just kidding!!!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Shall we deprive this Nintendo GOOSE of his bubbles? Like the PIGS, he clearly cannot comprehend the majesty of the PerfectionStation 3!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I'm sorry, Reginald, but you will have to try harder than that! Nothing can stand against the might of Solid Snake, Kratos, Nathan Drake, Ratchet & Clank, Heihachi Mishima and Emperor Kutaragi!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Perhaps you will provide King Kaz and the Sony Soldiers with decent competition, unlike those Xbot SWINE!
Surely you are sick and tired of being treated like doormats by the satanic Nazisoft? If so, I will consider welcoming you into the PlayStation family.
But only if you beg and grovel for forgiveness first!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
HD-DVD: An even bigger failure than the PIGbox 360!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
It's time to rid the earth of Xbot PIGS once and for all! We must look to Emperor Kutaragi for guidance!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Its one of the bitter PIGS! I have some advice for you, SWINE: "Jump Ship" and PLAY B3YOND!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!
I challenge him to a kung-fu fight!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!
I killed it! You're next, PIGbox 360!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The "war" was fun while it lasted!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Its a shame the Xbot PIGS have taken your bubbles. Have one from King Kaz!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!