100 reasons? That's nowhere near enough!
You hear that, PIGS? NOWHERE near!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
It's almost as if they realise the rest of their 2008 line-up is a DISGUST!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Lord Stringer will be most displeased........
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Because I do not want any of my PerfectionStation 3's to be INFECTED with the foul, EVIL presence of the Xbox 360's!
In fact, the Xbox 360 should count itself lucky to even be mentioned in the same SENTENCE as the PS3!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The Xbot PIGS are not the scum of the industry.
Wow, you were right, Puto Pig! We are good at lying!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Fellow Sony Soldiers, doesn't it feel good to know that Nazisoft's Satanic reign of terror is coming to an end?
And GT5:P is just the beginning! MGS4, Resistance 2, Killzone 2, FFXIII
and God of War 3 shall put the final nails in the 360's coffin!
Do you know what I do when I think of the Xbot PIGS? I laugh!!!!
I laugh so damn hard it makes me DIZZY!!!! In fact, I may even PASS OUT with laughter!!!!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Hey PIGS, instead of eating each other's DUNG, why don't you swallow your last shreds of pride and buy a PS3?
If not, King Kaz may have to slaughter you- like the PIGS you are!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
They will continue to PISS their money away on Nazisoft's garbage!
But that's fine by King Kaz- those dirty DUNG-EATING CREATURES are not welcome in the PlayStation family!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Puto Pig, you have the intelligence of a tree and the hygiene of a SLUG!
Begone, I say!
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Do you CRETINS actually enjoy being milked by those SATAN WORSHIPPERS at Nazisoft?
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Europe is taken, we have Japan, all we need now is America! Nazisoft's demonic REIGN OF TERROR is finished!
In fact, it's time to celebrate.......Emperor Kutaragi, would you care to join me for a bottle of champagne?
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Look at these FOOLS! Bored of worshipping Nazisoft yet?
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Dead Rising 2 is coming to our console! Looks like Nazisoft doesn't care about this game, they didn't even BRIBE Capcom to keep it exclusive to your "console"! Enjoy your BLEAK FUTURE, you ARROGANT SWINE!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
That's 2 DISGUSTING failures- the Xbox 360 and HD-DVD!
I have truly enjoyed DEMOLISHING both of them!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Aside from leading Sony Computer Entertainment, I am quite the comedian!
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Wait, of course they are, they still WORSHIP SATAN and KICK ORPHANS!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
A truly revolutionary console that destroyed Nintendouche's iron grip on the industry! Only the infinite wisdom of Emperor Kutaragi could create a console as perfect as this!
Perhaps the third greatest console of all time! (After the PS2 and PS3 of course!)
Sony Soldiers, let's all take a few minutes to remember the many hours of joy we had with the very first PlayStation!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Expect an early 2009 release, Sony Soldiers, the same time as God of War 3!
Resident Evil 5 vs God of War 3? Which one are you looking forward to more, Sony Soldiers?
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I'm sorry, Puto Pig, but it looks like you and your fellow SATAN WORSHIPPING SWINE have lost yet ANOTHER exclusive!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
They shall regret this!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!