Billy Crystal

Billy's a douche. Eff off.

I'm the second douche to comment in the douche zone.

Thanks again, take care.

I'm the first douche to comment in the douche zone.

Thanks again, take care.

I'm the first douche to comment in the douche zone.

Thanks again, take care.

I'm a douche x4.

Edit: I won't have time to make an appearance, for the sake of my self-directed documentary on why, I, Billy Crystal, am the biggest douche in the world. It'll star me, the douche, and my douche poodle dog. It'll be my biggest career comeback since Rat Race.

Thanks again, take care.

I'm a douche x3.

I'm a douche x2.

You get bubbles, because I'm a douche.

I'm a douche x5.

I'm a douche.

I hope you guys liked my hosting of the Oscars a while back.

And by the way, I'm a douche, guys.

Hey, guys, I'm a douche.

It's not as good as Rat Race. Sorry.