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Video games will always be there for you after a girl breaks your heart. Whether, they get some dust after prolong periods of depreciation and absence of play, they will always be there, unless you return them back to the store where you got them.
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When your girlfriend is nagging you to do the dishes, wash your clothes, or stop “relaxing” in front of the television, (because she wants you to take her shopping), and you simply aren't in the mood you can't turn them off. With video games, you can simply flick a switch on the console and turn them off when they start to frustrate you, annoy you, and piss you off to the point where you start throwing your precious controller at the wall.
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Video games never get old, because there is always a new one coming out. Your girlfriend can only be new for so long; so what do you do when she gets old or when she gets over you because you’re not "fresh" anymore?
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There are levels to video games. There are issues with your girlfriend.
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You can read up and test out video games before you buy them. Girlfriends make you earn it, before you get it.
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If a video game is dirty take it out and clean the disk, if your girlfriend smells like fish, suck it up and eat the dish.
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Video games cost $60 or less, depending if you want a used game or a new game. With girlfriends, they can cost you your life, and your savings account.
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You can play video games whenever you feel like it. Sometimes your girlfriend is having that time of the month and she wants you to play with her with dire consequences and some bloodstains after your argument on whether to go out for dinner, or to stay home and cook something.
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A video game wont judge you, it will love you for who you are , your girlfriend has standards that you have to meet.
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Video games have cheat codes and it makes the game even better. If you cheat on your girlfriend, she might slap, kick, punch and bite; or worse move out and take half of your shit, including the video games.
Microsoft announced its financial results for Q3 of fiscal year 2026, including an update on its gaming Xbox business and more.
Not looking good. Hopefully Asha Sharma is able to turn Phil’s disaster around.
To me it's still quite remarkable how they can cash-in 5.3bn in revenue in a single quarter, since their hardware is basically dead.
The stock mark is what makes Microsoft remarkable, They have convinced every institutional and retail investor to just keep piling money into them. Like many big tech giants they are just a big growing pyramid scheme. As long as people keep dropping money into ETF's that cover the market Microsoft will always be liquid. At the same time it is completely stifling innovation and competition. People need to start being more discreet in how they invest their money as it's killing the system.
Riiiiight because people will just flock back to them for one or two games per year.
15+ years of bad performance is what they call irreparable in business. It is time for them to sell off the assets and get out of entertainment.
These declines are on the back of extra revenue received from releasing games like Forza horizon 5 on PlayStation. So I’m being sarcastic here when I said they should go back to exclusives. Killing off a revenue stream from Ps5 sales will only make things worse
The charity event will be streamed live from Gamescom in August.
Thanks to the slip-up of an artist working on the title, we now have more evidence that a new Injustice game is in the works.
I like number 1 and number 4
if you do number 5 you got issues and need help sorry lol
1. If you do that, you deserve what you get, man up and break up with her before you do that $#!+.
2. You are dating girls for the wrong reasons, if you go out with someone for reasons other than looks, you will find that you will have more in common and won't have to grovel to keep your attractive high maintenance man bag ion your arm.
3. See number 2, you are dating women for the wrong reasons.
4. Again, the wrong women.
5. That's just messed up
6."You can read up and test out video games before you buy them"
Wouldn't the relationship equivalent of that be to get to know your girlfriend eg. communication?, which leads me to say again, you are dating for the wrong reasons, god gave you a hand for a reason, if you are that desperate and see nothing else in womon other than sex, then have a bat in the basement to your hearts ( and hands ) desire.
7. There are levels to women too, a gf as a lover, a gf as a friend etc. I do more varied things with my GF than there are types of things to do in a game.
8. Actually peoples personalities and life experiences evolve over time, but gameplay and graphics are frozen in time, I'd rather consciously evolve with someone else than be stuck in a moment in time in a game by myself.
9. *whip crack* same as 2,3 and 4, if you are staying with your girl just for sex then you are doing it wrong, there are like 3 billion women on the planet, not all of them are like your gf who you seem to be afraid of.
10. "Video games will always be there for you after a girl breaks your heart. "
Conversely, no matter how much a game sucks your GF will always be there.
I guess it depends on your situation, but it sounds like you are whipped and afraid to leave her, gtfo now and find someone else. Why waste your life with someone you hate?