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My Dream Console

  • Sleek, light design ranging with several colours.
  • Reliable hardware (comes standard)
  • Purchase of each console enables your telecomm provider to give you a fibre optic Internet connection so lag becomes a thing of the past, and you can actually download 1080p movies within minutes.
  • A complete Marketplace where you are able to purchase of full movies as well rental. Music downloads come complimentary. Heavy-users are given a free movie of choice every 6 months. Light users are given a free album of choice every 6 months.
  • Hard-Drive not needed, every piece of data is saved elsewhere in a massive storage facility that holds all the game saves and downloads of every owner, allowing you limitless downloads and quick-access to that content like it was saved into your console.
  • Myth-like CPU processing power, and a GPU so secret if you dared open your console to look at it it would shoot out poison gas to keep that secret forever hidden from the public. Later revealed to be a small alien like the one from Men in Black, but this one wears Hawaii shirts.
  • Mario Kart to be stolen from Nintendo.
  • Metal Gear Solid and Final Fantasy to be kidnapped from Sony
  • Halo and Gears to be jacked. Culprits unknown, all eyes on EA.
  • Teletubbies MMO
  • The console has an A.I. which cracks better jokes than you and flirts with your wife/girlfriend whilst she plays on it.

Mc1876617d ago

will it have remote play brain function, so i can still play games while out on boring blind dates.

wAtdaFck6617d ago

Its missing something...

a Vagina!

OLD MAN6616d ago

in the same sentence with the word "console" so dont put it in.

ruibing6616d ago

There's no mention of any existing consoles on the wishlist.

ruibing6616d ago

The list starts off pretty well and good, then it begins to get a bit unrealistic around the whole no hard drive thing.

Even with fiber optics, there is a latency of 20 ms for data access assuming an idle server on the other end. However, the latency even those slower 5400RPM hard drives offer is much smaller than that. Besides, hard drives are becoming cheaper, so there's no reason to not include large capacity ones for media SKUs.

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Microsoft Gaming Revenue Drops 7% Year-on-Year, Content and Services Down 5%, Xbox Hardware Down 33%

Microsoft announced its financial results for Q3 of fiscal year 2026, including an update on its gaming Xbox business and more.

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Jin_Sakai1d 1h ago (Edited 1d 1h ago )

Not looking good. Hopefully Asha Sharma is able to turn Phil’s disaster around.

dveio18h ago

To me it's still quite remarkable how they can cash-in 5.3bn in revenue in a single quarter, since their hardware is basically dead.

Jingsing16h ago

The stock mark is what makes Microsoft remarkable, They have convinced every institutional and retail investor to just keep piling money into them. Like many big tech giants they are just a big growing pyramid scheme. As long as people keep dropping money into ETF's that cover the market Microsoft will always be liquid. At the same time it is completely stifling innovation and competition. People need to start being more discreet in how they invest their money as it's killing the system.

Tanktopmaster9217h ago

Once they re-evaluate exclusive all will be fine….

S2Killinit17h ago

Riiiiight because people will just flock back to them for one or two games per year.

Jingsing17h ago

15+ years of bad performance is what they call irreparable in business. It is time for them to sell off the assets and get out of entertainment.

Tanktopmaster9215h ago

These declines are on the back of extra revenue received from releasing games like Forza horizon 5 on PlayStation. So I’m being sarcastic here when I said they should go back to exclusives. Killing off a revenue stream from Ps5 sales will only make things worse

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