Light My World (20g) - Play a racing game with dynamic lighting
This Is The Future (20g) - Use Kinect for a game within 60 days of first using it
Snap, Crackle, Pop (20g) - Freeze the OS using the snap feature
Glorious (50g) - Play a game in 1080p
It's Not that Bad (50g) - Play 20 games in 720p or lower.
Sparta!!!! (20g) - Play Ryse for more than an hour
Back To The Future (20g) - Use AA's to power your Xbox One controller
Spread The Word (50g) - Message 100 people over XBL stating 720p actually looks crisper than 1080p
Mission Accomplished (20g) - Recieve 2 messages back agreeing 720p looks crisper
RROD 2.0 (10g) - Have your system become unplayable, because of the snap feature crashing or unlocking the extra 10% of the GPU
For Life Yo (5g) - Buy your 2nd Xbox One
You Made Our Day At Redmond (50g) - Allow MS employees to watch you masturbate
Glorious 2.0 (100g) - Play a non sports title in 1080p
Welcome To 2006 (50g) - Watch a movie on Blu-ray
The Future (20g) - Watch TV all night
The Revolution Will Be Televised (100g) - Spend more time watching TV than playing games
It's Just So Crisp (100g) - Play 100 games in 720p or lower
Gold Mine (50g) - Get a game from Games with Gold that is less than 5 years old
Stick With It (200g) - Team kill XBL user "xxx1NEAIDEZzZxxx" who is Don Mattrick, while he's heli trollin' players with C4 in Battlefield 4
Shhhhhhh (50g) - Have 10 Skype conversations submitted to the NSA
Me, Myself and I (20g) - Spend 10 hours talking to your Xbox One
Peggy Lee (50g) - Spend more money on AA's, battery packs, plug n' play and XBL than you've spent on the console to begin with
The Real Xbox 1 (20g) - Play a next gen game that runs on a engine from 2001
Sit Down When You Pee (50g) - Get locked out of something you own, as a result of not having XBL at the moment
When It Rains.... (50g) - Send 100 messages claiming the cloud will make the Xbox One 5x more powerful than the PS4 (or high end PC's) very soon
The Future 2.0 (50g) - Manage to get Kinect to visually sign you in to your profile 4x in a row
Microsoft announced its financial results for Q3 of fiscal year 2026, including an update on its gaming Xbox business and more.
Not looking good. Hopefully Asha Sharma is able to turn Phil’s disaster around.
To me it's still quite remarkable how they can cash-in 5.3bn in revenue in a single quarter, since their hardware is basically dead.
The stock mark is what makes Microsoft remarkable, They have convinced every institutional and retail investor to just keep piling money into them. Like many big tech giants they are just a big growing pyramid scheme. As long as people keep dropping money into ETF's that cover the market Microsoft will always be liquid. At the same time it is completely stifling innovation and competition. People need to start being more discreet in how they invest their money as it's killing the system.
Riiiiight because people will just flock back to them for one or two games per year.
15+ years of bad performance is what they call irreparable in business. It is time for them to sell off the assets and get out of entertainment.
These declines are on the back of extra revenue received from releasing games like Forza horizon 5 on PlayStation. So I’m being sarcastic here when I said they should go back to exclusives. Killing off a revenue stream from Ps5 sales will only make things worse
The charity event will be streamed live from Gamescom in August.
Thanks to the slip-up of an artist working on the title, we now have more evidence that a new Injustice game is in the works.
That was very funny, there needs to be a PS4 version though, just to calm the masses
Oh man...Maria at his finest.
Lol why on earth would you go out of your way to make that blog post?
What the ...
Pretty creative on some of the achievements. Sadly these will not count otherwise i would strive for the "You Made Our Day At Redmond"
lol
lol good one keep up the good work