If N4G was a game, this would be the trophy set.
(BRONZE) WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE- Create a profile on N4G.com
(BRONZE) THESE PEOPLE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME- Create a second profile on N4G after being reduced to one bubble
(BRONZE) SNEAKY, YES VERY SNEAKY- Take the contributors test, know and break the rules to try to get stories through faster that fit your personal agenda
(BRONZE) AND AGAIN- Take part in at least 50 top 10 stories, posting your own top 10 list 10 times
(BRONZE) I'M TOO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE ANYWAY- Claim you hate N4G and don't know why you even come here, say you're leaving and never coming back, return and post a comment within the next week
(BRONZE) I HOPE YOU BURN- Bubble someone down and disagree with them, not because of what they said, but just because you don't like them
(BRONZE) LIFE IS ALL ABOUT CHOICES- Change your avatar to whatever your favorite platform is and slander all other platforms for at least a month or until you create another profile
(BRONZE) YOUNG JEDI- Write a comment, post a story, lose a bubble, gain a bubble, meet some friends, gain some enemies.
(BRONZE) SOME WIN, SOME LOSE- Gain or lose 2 bubbles in 24 hours
(SILVER) MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD- Post a list of exclusive games 15 games or longer with at least half of the games being not announced officially
(SILVER) I MAKE GAMES FOR A LIVING- On 5 occasions call out a developer being wrong about something based off of posting a game you like
(SILVER) ENEMY RADAR- Know and post the exclusive games for the competing system that are scheduled to be released in the next 2 years, while posting a list of exclusive games for your system of choice that is longer than the competitors, 7 times in one week
(SILVER) THEY MADE ME DO IT- Start hating a game you use to like, not because of anything to do with the game itself, but because people on N4G constantly use the game to name drop
(SILVER) I WAS THERE- Achieve 25 agrees or disagrees in 5 mins
(SILVER) THE ULTIMATE INSIDER- Read a rumor then start speaking it as a truth, if people try to call you out on the information, lie about knowing people in the industry
(SILVER) I KNOW WHO SHOT JFK- Come up with 5 theories of how outside forces are trying to keep your console of choice down
(GOLD) YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW YOU MET A LEGEND- Encounter The Mart and Nasim 15 times under 15 different profiles of theirs
(GOLD) MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE- Lose a bubble, then complain about it to a mod and get your bubble back
(GOLD) AGAIN, I WAS THERE- Achieve 200 or more agrees or disagrees on a single comment
(GOLD) MY MIDDLE NAME IS SATAN- Claim to play a game you haven't played just to make the game look bad, claim to own a system you don't just to make it look bad, claim a game that`s hard isn't when you know it is, just to look cool
(PLATINUM) THROUGH HELL AND BACK- Achieve all other trophies to obtain this trophy.
Microsoft announced its financial results for Q3 of fiscal year 2026, including an update on its gaming Xbox business and more.
Not looking good. Hopefully Asha Sharma is able to turn Phil’s disaster around.
To me it's still quite remarkable how they can cash-in 5.3bn in revenue in a single quarter, since their hardware is basically dead.
The stock mark is what makes Microsoft remarkable, They have convinced every institutional and retail investor to just keep piling money into them. Like many big tech giants they are just a big growing pyramid scheme. As long as people keep dropping money into ETF's that cover the market Microsoft will always be liquid. At the same time it is completely stifling innovation and competition. People need to start being more discreet in how they invest their money as it's killing the system.
Riiiiight because people will just flock back to them for one or two games per year.
15+ years of bad performance is what they call irreparable in business. It is time for them to sell off the assets and get out of entertainment.
These declines are on the back of extra revenue received from releasing games like Forza horizon 5 on PlayStation. So I’m being sarcastic here when I said they should go back to exclusives. Killing off a revenue stream from Ps5 sales will only make things worse
The charity event will be streamed live from Gamescom in August.
Thanks to the slip-up of an artist working on the title, we now have more evidence that a new Injustice game is in the works.
This seems to have been done out of spite, but still funny.
***(GOLD) MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE- Lose a bubble, then complain about it to a mod and get your bubble back ***
Hah! It's in _our_ power to prevent you guys from getting the platinum trophy. Why, yes, I do accept money as a form of payment.
:P
There would be so much boosting involved. XD
Well never getting platinum on this. Anything involving gaining a bubble is impossible.
Fun read. My suggestions:
(BRONZE) I'M TELLING YOU GUYS - Make a multi-paragraph comment or blog post bashing a sequel, reboot or spin-off that has not been released or reviewed. Swear off series forever.
(SILVER) NOSTRADAMUS - Make a multi-paragraph comment or blog post bashing a sequel, reboot or spin-off that has only released pre-rendered, non-gameplay trailers, based only on genre shifts or new character designs and how they are objectively worse. Swear off series forever.
(GOLD) WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? - Buy the game you got I'M TELLING YOU GUYS and NOSTRADAMUS for on day one. You're a fan after all. What are you gonna do, NOT play it and look for a different title better-suited to your tastes?
(BRONZE) SNEAKY SOAPBOX - Start a funny, non-controversial post and then halfway through, take a cynical stab at certain groups of people who disagree with you
(BRONZE) IRONY, THY NAME IS MAN - Make a sexist comment about a woman accusing game(r)s of sexism.
(BRONZE) THE CIRCLE IS NOW COMPLETE - Make an optimistic comment about an upcoming Sonic title, after bashing the most recent one.