What your console could tell a dating partner
Hey people! I'm doing this blog in response to a feature article that was done on Kotaku which you can read here: http://kotaku.com/gaming/...0.php
I had responded to this in a GT thread but thought my post could also be a blog so, here it is :)
Has a need to prove himself as the best all the time. Hardcore and usually
overly aggressive; not loyal at all. He will move to the next perceived
best thing in a flash. Generally can be insecure & shy in real life but acts
out aggressively when in anonymity or an all round frat boy type.
Gifts: Will buy you gifts but will look for that very well done
knock-off Gucci hand bag and say stuff like "See, it's great and no one
will even notice". He means well though.
SEX: A banger! will rock you hard and tough (if you like that sort
of thing). He'll satisfy you but will need you to validate that it was
the best you've ever had though. Will hesitate to eat the kitty kat but
all too willing for you to do him.
Likely, on average, a titty man and maybe partial to a flashy cars like BMW.
Usually confident in himself, logical and above average open
mindedness. Loves quality so you know your good if he's interested in
you. Usually strong hearted and Loyal as hell. If your loyal to him,
he'll be deadly loyal to you.
Gifts: If he feels you're worth it, he'll go the extra mile. Even
if the money's not there, he'll find a way to get you those Prada shoes
you gazed at the other day in the mall while window shopping and will
present them while entertaining you to a special meal he prepared.
SEX: Will put your entire body through spasms. Will do things to
you that will make you hum uncontrollably in delight, to songs you've
never even heard before after he's done with you. Will devour the
kitty kat and anything else you throw at him. May not do you again if you
don't return the favor though.
On average, likely an arse man and maybe partial to automobiles like Mercedes Benz or perhaps even Harleys.
Doesn't like the seriousness of the world. Likes to have fun alot. Mild
mannered but don't mistake this for weak. Usually wants to keep a
colorful vibe around him. Likes to keep memories of childhood fresh. Is
not big on negativity even though he can be a lot of the time.
Gifts: Can be a tad selfish on this end. He's usually, uhm, frugal.
He won't buy you knock-offs no matter how good they are but won't buy
you Gucci... willingly anyway. He'll get you that fantastic Old Navy
sweeter you always wanted and be honestly glad he did something for you.
SEX: A very sweet guy and will treat you nice but won't rock your
world. A bit of a novice at certain things but all in all it'll be...
well, nice. Has no frikgen clue what to do with the kitty kat. Will
half heartedly pet it but would rather go do something else.
Definitely the kind of man that loves, and is moved by, a very cute baby face. Is very OK with vehicles like a good solid Honda Civic.
Thats fricking awesome man... i salute you.
haha Now this is some funny stuff.
Xbox pwns PS3 this generation and its a 110% fact.
Making up absolutely ridiculous BS is a blog wont change anything.
Its EXTREMELY obvious when you look at not only PS3 articles...but neutral and even Pro Xbox 360 articles....who is the leader, and who is the last place failure with desperate fanboys who get the worst in everything and can't stop crying because their console is consistently outperformed, in EVERYTHING.
Keep on fightin' the good fight my man. This "console war" is already over.
Sure... Which console do you prefer again?
Nice try. but obvious bias kills it.
You forgot to write that a PS3 gamer's life is worth more than the other two's.