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Chubear

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What your console could tell a dating partner

Hey people! I'm doing this blog in response to a feature article that was done on Kotaku which you can read here: http://kotaku.com/gaming/...0.php
I had responded to this in a GT thread but thought my post could also be a blog so, here it is :)

The 360 Gamer

Has a need to prove himself as the best all the time. Hardcore and usually overly aggressive; not loyal at all. He will move to the next perceived best thing in a flash. Generally can be insecure & shy in real life but acts out aggressively when in anonymity or an all round frat boy type.

    Gifts: Will buy you gifts but will look for that very well done knock-off Gucci hand bag and say stuff like "See, it's great and no one will even notice". He means well though.
    SEX: A banger! will rock you hard and tough (if you like that sort of thing). He'll satisfy you but will need you to validate that it was the best you've ever had though. Will hesitate to eat the kitty kat but all too willing for you to do him.
    Likely, on average, a titty man and maybe partial to a flashy cars like BMW.


The PS3 Gamer

Usually confident in himself, logical and above average open mindedness. Loves quality so you know your good if he's interested in you. Usually strong hearted and Loyal as hell. If your loyal to him, he'll be deadly loyal to you.

    Gifts: If he feels you're worth it, he'll go the extra mile. Even if the money's not there, he'll find a way to get you those Prada shoes you gazed at the other day in the mall while window shopping and will present them while entertaining you to a special meal he prepared.
    SEX: Will put your entire body through spasms. Will do things to you that will make you hum uncontrollably in delight, to songs you've never even heard before after he's done with you. Will devour the kitty kat and anything else you throw at him. May not do you again if you don't return the favor though.
    On average, likely an arse man and maybe partial to automobiles like Mercedes Benz or perhaps even Harleys.


The Wii Gamer

Doesn't like the seriousness of the world. Likes to have fun alot. Mild mannered but don't mistake this for weak. Usually wants to keep a colorful vibe around him. Likes to keep memories of childhood fresh. Is not big on negativity even though he can be a lot of the time.

    Gifts: Can be a tad selfish on this end. He's usually, uhm, frugal. He won't buy you knock-offs no matter how good they are but won't buy you Gucci... willingly anyway. He'll get you that fantastic Old Navy sweeter you always wanted and be honestly glad he did something for you.
    SEX: A very sweet guy and will treat you nice but won't rock your world. A bit of a novice at certain things but all in all it'll be... well, nice. Has no frikgen clue what to do with the kitty kat. Will half heartedly pet it but would rather go do something else.
    Definitely the kind of man that loves, and is moved by, a very cute baby face. Is very OK with vehicles like a good solid Honda Civic.



chinesesoldier6115d ago

Thats fricking awesome man... i salute you.

yippie1234y6115d ago

i got all 3. does this make me pimp?

sure hope it doesnt mean im confused =o lolz

Chubear6115d ago (Edited 6115d ago )

Seems like an over whelming number of 360 gamers were passionate enough to leave comments. Uhmmm, interesting. Perhaps they felt a ring of truth to the blog? lol

It sure does seem like it hit home with a number of comments being posted XD When I initially did the blog on another site, there were to be a lot of Ninty fans that took serious offense to it back then too. I think the "no clue what to do with the Kitty Kat" bit got their blood boiling not cause necessarily cause of the statement but it did seem it hit real close to home for a lot of them.

Regardless, thanks for reading and commenting on the blog piece. Thanks to the dude, catastrophe, that got the blog approved for more people to "enjoy".

Tony P6115d ago

"Uhmmm, interesting. Perhaps they felt a ring of truth to the blog?"

I think they sensed a ring of nonsense.

dktxx2 already said it best imo, "Nice try. but obvious bias kills it."

TheColbertinator6115d ago

@Chubear

N4G member Catastrophe is a lady.Just to let you know

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All Time Greatness6115d ago (Edited 6115d ago )

haha Now this is some funny stuff.

Xbox pwns PS3 this generation and its a 110% fact.

Making up absolutely ridiculous BS is a blog wont change anything.

Its EXTREMELY obvious when you look at not only PS3 articles...but neutral and even Pro Xbox 360 articles....who is the leader, and who is the last place failure with desperate fanboys who get the worst in everything and can't stop crying because their console is consistently outperformed, in EVERYTHING.

Keep on fightin' the good fight my man. This "console war" is already over.

kaveti66166115d ago

Dude are you kidding me?

I clicked on the comment page so I could tell Chubear off for making fun of 360 fans, and here you are validating his claim.

For the record, not all 360 fans are cheap and insecure. In fact, a fanboy from either side displays the same tendencies as those described under the 360 section.

Let me get this straight, Chubear. You call 360 fans cheap but then you PS3 fanboys complain about the 360s Xbox Live membership fees. Hypocrisy much? You pay for what you get. The PS3 is better quality hardware with fair online support. The 360 is lower quality hardware with outstanding online support.

Other than that it's a funny but ignorant blog.

DARK WITNESS6115d ago

there does seem to be a slight undercurrent of fanboy about it...

this just shows the whole flip flop way some people look at this thing. talking about spending money and the whole 360 owners being cheap etc, have ps3 fans not always said the 360 is more expensive in the long run ? So really the 360 gamers is more likely give and keep on giving. Your ps3 gamer will buy you one nice gift once and then your not likely to see anything from him ever again.

I like the whole trying to surgest that 360 owners are cheap, we don't mind paying for live.

anyway, in general the whole thing is a load of crap, but fun to read.. You missed off a fourth type of gamer though, the gamer that has all the systems or more then just one system.

Raf1k16115d ago (Edited 6115d ago )

I agree with what you've said.

It think it's pro PS3 too but still good to read.

I think he's just generalised the three different crowds which is basically what we all end up doing from time to time except he's come up with something decent without making some silly fanboy rant out of it.

edit: I'd like to see someone come up with something that's more balanced and not biased in any way. Though that would be asking for quite a lot.

Major_Tom6115d ago

Wow anything else worse than tight ass Xbox 360 fanboys who can't take a joke? This is satire.

DARK WITNESS6114d ago

ya man, well we will see what you have to say when another one of these pops up joking about ps3 users...

Shendow6112d ago

Well if the war is over, doesn't that mean the 360 lost then? I mean Wii is beating it on sales. Sorry but this Gen is far from being over an 360 is a PS2 with HD and games that can be played on PC (Powerful system?? no but good at making you buy a new one)

No one can say the 360 won if it isn't beating the Wii and hasn't even killed off the PS3, so but your comment fail.

pure pwnage246112d ago

so your saying RROD and these games, Halo, Halo, Halo, Halo, and Halo, did I leave out Halo? own this generation? get out of here with that BS, you WANT to think there owning this generation but they've given you nothing. no games, a system ready to blow up with 33% failure rate, bad customer support, and an online gaming subscription rip off that is xbox live because compared to PSN your just paying for Voice chat messaging and invites, which can be done on PSN just by sending your friend a message telling him to join duh. for 50$ which is a complete rip off

and if you didn't have like an ethernet to connect to close by you had to buy a 90$ adapter for the 360 with a 60$ router all ending up to be the price of the PS3, which is horrible cause you paid all that for a worthless machine that has no games and may break down on you at any moment

its a shame you have to support a piece of crap just cause you can't afford a PS3, wait you could...you bought all that wireless crap for your 360

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RockmanII76115d ago

Sure... Which console do you prefer again?

kaveti66166115d ago

What do you think?

Btw, logical and loyal are contradictory. Being loyal to any console or company is illogical. You buy what you want and what you think is the best. You don't just keep blindly buying playstations and hope that each one is the best. Fanboys are illogical, chubear.

dktxx26115d ago

Nice try. but obvious bias kills it.

ukilnme6115d ago

I got a laugh out of it but you are right.

DelbertGrady6115d ago

You forgot to write that a PS3 gamer's life is worth more than the other two's.

danthaman156107d ago

^
/sarcasm

Just in case people didn't realize.

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