I've decided to continue my Christmas insomnia tradition so I had time to (re)write you all a little song to wish everyone on N4G a merry Christmas. I tried to make them rhyme with the original lyrics as much as possible but... well, ya know. Enjoy :)
On the first day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
An Arrow in the knee.
On the second day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.
On the third day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Seven Swags a-winning,
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Eight IP’s a-milking,
Seven Swags a-winning,
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Nine Casuals dancing,
Eight IP’s a-milking,
Seven Swags a-winning,
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Ten Drakes a-leaping,
Nine Casuals dancing,
Eight IP’s a-milking,
Seven Swags a-winning,
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Eleven Snipers sniping,
Ten Drakes a-leaping,
Nine Casuals dancing,
Eight IP’s a-milking,
Seven Swags a-winning,
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Twelve Fanboys fuming,
Eleven Snipers sniping,
Ten Drakes a-leaping,
Nine Casuals dancing,
Eight IP’s a-milking,
Seven Swags a-winning,
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee!
Microsoft announced its financial results for Q3 of fiscal year 2026, including an update on its gaming Xbox business and more.
Not looking good. Hopefully Asha Sharma is able to turn Phil’s disaster around.
To me it's still quite remarkable how they can cash-in 5.3bn in revenue in a single quarter, since their hardware is basically dead.
The stock mark is what makes Microsoft remarkable, They have convinced every institutional and retail investor to just keep piling money into them. Like many big tech giants they are just a big growing pyramid scheme. As long as people keep dropping money into ETF's that cover the market Microsoft will always be liquid. At the same time it is completely stifling innovation and competition. People need to start being more discreet in how they invest their money as it's killing the system.
Riiiiight because people will just flock back to them for one or two games per year.
15+ years of bad performance is what they call irreparable in business. It is time for them to sell off the assets and get out of entertainment.
These declines are on the back of extra revenue received from releasing games like Forza horizon 5 on PlayStation. So I’m being sarcastic here when I said they should go back to exclusives. Killing off a revenue stream from Ps5 sales will only make things worse
The charity event will be streamed live from Gamescom in August.
Thanks to the slip-up of an artist working on the title, we now have more evidence that a new Injustice game is in the works.
now get on a camera and sing it?
Lol, nicely done ;D and a Merry Christmas (or a non denominational happy holidays) everyone !
LOL casuals dancing...so true.
HaHa! Well done
hahaha I love it man. XD
btw happy new year to everyone here from my ps vita. hehehe ;D