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Chaostar

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On The First Day Of Christmas N4G Sent To Me...

I've decided to continue my Christmas insomnia tradition so I had time to (re)write you all a little song to wish everyone on N4G a merry Christmas. I tried to make them rhyme with the original lyrics as much as possible but... well, ya know. Enjoy :)

On the first day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
An Arrow in the knee.

On the second day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the third day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Seven Swags a-winning,
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Eight IP’s a-milking,
Seven Swags a-winning,
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Nine Casuals dancing,
Eight IP’s a-milking,
Seven Swags a-winning,
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Ten Drakes a-leaping,
Nine Casuals dancing,
Eight IP’s a-milking,
Seven Swags a-winning,
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Eleven Snipers sniping,
Ten Drakes a-leaping,
Nine Casuals dancing,
Eight IP’s a-milking,
Seven Swags a-winning,
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
N4G sent to me
Twelve Fanboys fuming,
Eleven Snipers sniping,
Ten Drakes a-leaping,
Nine Casuals dancing,
Eight IP’s a-milking,
Seven Swags a-winning,
Six 1337s a-playing,
Five Sonic rings,
Four Angry birds,
Three Next gens,
Two Power Gloves,
And an Arrow in the knee!

xX-StolenSoul-Xx5227d ago

now get on a camera and sing it?

Chaostar5227d ago

Careful what you wish for :)

tiffac0085221d ago (Edited 5221d ago )

You must sing this and put it on youtube! :D

Even though Christmas is already over... >.>

zerocrossing5226d ago

Lol, nicely done ;D and a Merry Christmas (or a non denominational happy holidays) everyone !

Nes_Daze5225d ago

LOL casuals dancing...so true.

tarbis5220d ago

hahaha I love it man. XD
btw happy new year to everyone here from my ps vita. hehehe ;D

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darthv724h ago(Edited 3h ago)

Sadly when i try to checkout, it wont let me select United States. their site thinks i'm in another zone for some weird reason.

edit... it was my office internet being the issue. i did it on my phone through cellular and it worked. Got me a white one.

Neonridr4h ago

it lets me order from Canada.. only charges me $20 for shipping too.

That being said. Spending $533 (CDN) on the white unit for it to primarily just sit and collect dust would be a little foolish.

It's an awesome idea though.

Neonridr3h ago

congrats on the White one, it is beautiful and tempting... LOL

darthv722h ago

I just had to... I already have an AES with a multi-cart. But this thing was just too good to pass up. Especially since the wireless controller works on regular AES and the game cart does as well. Plus it comes with a matching white memory card.

Neonridr2h ago(Edited 2h ago)

@darthv72 - I'm not a collector of games for these retro consoles (have the Analogue Super NT (SNES), Mega SG (Genesis) and 3D (N64). But I just use everdrives with each system as I only have a couple of SNES carts and only 2 N64 carts. A lot of these games are stupidly expensive so I'd rather just invest in a single everdrive and then I can just run every game. However the everdrive that works with the AES is $600! Crazy stuff.

darthv721h ago

^^...that is why i got one of those 160-1 carts off aliexpress. it works great. and yeah i use everdrives and ODE where available. i do like to buy PS4/5 games and Switch stuff though. I dont buy much in the way of physical XB anymore, I just use GPU to play what I like.

Rebel_Scum1h ago

Had no idea SNK were still around tbh. What have they been working on for the last decade or two?

rgraf7740m ago

Samurai showdown, a couple King of fighters. Fatal fury games have all been released

PRIMORDUS23m ago(Edited 22m ago)

This brings back memories. I remember when I first saw Neo Geo back in 1991, it was $649.99 at launch, which would equal $1,575 today. I was thinking holy shit who is going to buy that when SNES was $200 and Genesis was $189. Well I was wrong, 😂 it sold for 14 yrs. My ringtone is the Neo Geo jingle https://www.youtube.com/wat... 😁

SPEAKxTHExTRUTH2m ago

Definitely picking up that Ultimate Edition.

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