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They key to a good relationship is....good gaming?!?

Yes ladies and gentlemen, this is the true test of a relationship. It combines all elements: Trust, communication, and sacrifice. While games
such as Little Big Planet can definitely challenge the strength of the bond, it is not the likes of the New Super Paper Mario Wii.

My beautiful wife and mother of my kids and I recently acquired this game fresh from beating Little Big Planet(which went real well). Fun
times! a new Mario game and same screen co-op to boot! Soooo much win! I mean, gone are the days where one would sit there and wait(ok, hope) that the other would die or finish the stage fast enough to get your turn. I see no wrong.

Level 1-1. So I have successfully stolen all the power ups most of the
coins and knocked my wife into an abyss on more than one occasion. The
fire is lit. Soon comes the "why did you do that?"; "Save me one!"; "You
irritate me" arguments from both sides. It is good to note that we have
two sleeping twin daughters in the next room. So imagine if you will
two <span style="font-style: italic;">"parents"</span> bickering like
fifth graders while trying to be quiet.

The first Castle. Thus far, we have managed to get on each others nerves
to the point of silence as we make our way to one of Bowser's kids.
BOSS BATTLE!!!! After the third, final, and triumphant bounce atop of
his head, I thought it was over. Until that is, I managed to toss Luigi
off of the ledge to his peril. System off.

I'll save everyone what was said between this and our next gaming
session, but know this. I am now permanently Luigi, and we are
successfully on world 3. All you hear coming out of our room now are
giggles and innocent jabs at one another.

So forget calling into to those hot-lines. There are no need for
mediators. Save your money on marriage counseling. Just pick up the
sticks, and you'll soon know where your relationship stands.









Zekiho5919d ago

First! I must laugh a bit. (:'

I cant imagine, that it's right what you'r saying. But if it is! Damn. I'll stop right away playing with my wife.

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Microsoft Gaming Revenue Drops 7% Year-on-Year, Content and Services Down 5%, Xbox Hardware Down 33%

Microsoft announced its financial results for Q3 of fiscal year 2026, including an update on its gaming Xbox business and more.

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Jin_Sakai12d ago (Edited 12d ago )

Not looking good. Hopefully Asha Sharma is able to turn Phil’s disaster around.

dveio12d ago

To me it's still quite remarkable how they can cash-in 5.3bn in revenue in a single quarter, since their hardware is basically dead.

Jingsing12d ago

The stock mark is what makes Microsoft remarkable, They have convinced every institutional and retail investor to just keep piling money into them. Like many big tech giants they are just a big growing pyramid scheme. As long as people keep dropping money into ETF's that cover the market Microsoft will always be liquid. At the same time it is completely stifling innovation and competition. People need to start being more discreet in how they invest their money as it's killing the system.

Tanktopmaster9212d ago

Once they re-evaluate exclusive all will be fine….

S2Killinit12d ago

Riiiiight because people will just flock back to them for one or two games per year.

Jingsing12d ago

15+ years of bad performance is what they call irreparable in business. It is time for them to sell off the assets and get out of entertainment.

Tanktopmaster9212d ago

These declines are on the back of extra revenue received from releasing games like Forza horizon 5 on PlayStation. So I’m being sarcastic here when I said they should go back to exclusives. Killing off a revenue stream from Ps5 sales will only make things worse

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Games Done Quick is coming to Europe for the first time with 3 days of Gamescom speedruns

The charity event will be streamed live from Gamescom in August.

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Report: Injustice 3 in Development at NetherRealm Studios

Thanks to the slip-up of an artist working on the title, we now have more evidence that a new Injustice game is in the works.