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Aperture Science Message Revealed

The countdown is over, Valve has revealed the message on the Aperture Science website.

The message is:

09:00 – Hello again.
09:00 – I’ve been waiting a long time for this.
09:00 – I know it’s arriving later than expected.
09:00 – But I have a message for you:
09:00 – April Fools.
09:01 – I’m joking.
09:01 – Seriously, though:
09:01 – You’ve been surprisingly competent at
09:01 – generating electro-chemical energy to jumpstart the system.
09:01 – But now we need raw computational power
09:02 – to speed up the reboot process.

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Bull5hifT5517d ago (Edited 5517d ago )

Those 2 Robots remind me of Ren & Stimpy, SpongeBob & Patrick, Gay Relationships... Is one of them a FemmeBot? I have nothing Against Bots, Wall-E is cool and Johnny-5 and G.I.R from invader zim and that Cromed out Diamond Incrusted Ostrish Leather Terminator Skeleton is Bad-A$$.. Yeah and i always wanted a Mini UFO like from that movie No Batteries Required

cowkimon5517d ago

God, this validates my love for Valve.

parkerscott5517d ago

If I had a PC, I'd immediately purchase all those, play them all, buy Portal 2 early, play it all,- die happy.

y0haN5517d ago

What are you typing on? D:

Bear_Grylls5517d ago

PS3 maybe (lols)

Ipad (ew)

y0haN5508d ago

Portal 2 runs on a Mac. If it's fairly recent it'll run pretty happily, too.

Brash_Attack5517d ago

Congrats on being the fastest poster in the West.

Now, the problem is, everyone is reporting everyone else's article as a dup. Now no one will get approved!!!

PhilipLarkin5517d ago

It's all that Red Dead Redemption, I guess...

Brash_Attack5517d ago

You used your dead-eye meter.

fluffydelusions5517d ago (Edited 5517d ago )

Valve really loves their indie devs! That is one hell of a promotion they just gave those games lol.

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Steam Controller (2026) review

Second time's the charm.

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cl198325d ago (Edited 25d ago )

Seams like a nice controller

Reaper22_24d ago

Two analog sticks acrossvftom each other is a no go.When will everyone learn.

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Half-Life & Portal Writer Says It’d Be “Silly Not To Look Into” Generative AI

Half-Life and Portal writer Erik Wolpaw has detailed how his team has been using Generative AI for research and development at Valve.

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Valve responds to NY Attorney General lawsuit

Valve has responded to New York Attorney General Letitia James' lawsuit against the firm, stating it does not believe that lootboxes in its Counter-Strike 2, Dota 2, and Team Fortress 2 games unlawfully encourage minors to gamble, adding it was "disappointed" to see the action go ahead despite efforts to "educate" the NYAG about virtual items since "early 2023."

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