What? You didn't like Sumo Ball? That was the only thing I played...well it was just a demo disc but I played it a lot.

Is it too soon to add Prototype 2 in there yet?

Not really, I've done loads of good shits. You know the ones, when you've been holding it in for ages and then finally you get to drop it, man, they're great shits!

Unless you get splash back. great way to ruin a good shit

aww give me a break. It was fun with co-op with a friend.

I guess it was pretty bad though. We just laughed at it a lot.

"Yo 50 hit that big ass ramp"

I mean fiddy baby. I hate his music, style and especially his games.

Killer 7 IS genius-and, though I'm not big on Suda51, it never had a sequel, did it? Whatever, there's NOTHING wrong wth K7's Harman delusion fest whasoever. I missed it first time round and actually only played it after playing NMH1 the other year-crazy game but still clever, biting and thoughtful and one of the better games the world has seen rather than one of those least deserving a true sequel. I fail to see how you'd do an actual sequel anyway, mind, but count me in if they make a new one of the same quelity as that original. Naturally, all this is moot if it was a sequel itself or a missed some awful, under my radar effort since.

As for games that got sequel that realy didn't need making-Kane and Lynch stays in the mind as two stickiong games best remembered for the Gerstmann fiasco at GS-much more revealing and interesting than either game. the sequel's big, grainy, handheld cam filmed looks were an insult and only existed to fudge some of the laziest actual visuals and animations in a supposed AAA title ever-or this gen at least. Awful, awful games.

Of equally crappy quality are the two Shellshock games. GG hold your heads in shame!! The erstwhile KZ heroes made an atrocity with their previous shooter IP which, oddly, still sod despite being culled by the critics and a lot of users too. sadly, spawn a sequel it did and S2 remains the single worst game I've ever put in a PS3 slot. Enemies that can kill you from miles away with no chance of you seeking them let alone killing them with the worst aiming, camera, hit detection set up in recent memory was one of it's less puzzling flaws . The first game was a mess, true, but the lack of care with what remained a decent set up(Zombies in Nam? Should be cool, no?)in the sequel was a crime-though whether it's as big a crime a us lot buying enough copies of the first to ensure it even exists in sequel form is open to debate.

Christ, if I was just in charge of this as a list i could go over board with I'd be here all day as loads occur to me-but the above two jumped up first!! Also, if we include Altered Species shouldn't we include Alone in the Dark Inferno or PS3? I don't thin calling either a sequel s really true, mind, but if one is why not the other as they're equally crappy(AITD and AITD:I I mean and not the ancient classic).

Special mention should go, though, to terrible updates of classic games with the whole arm wife of modern day Bionic Commando head of that list along with the risible last Turok game for managing to be about Dinos in space and STILL generic as all hell.

It ain’t great.