
Game Podunk blogger, MonkJammas writes "Notice how in the title I’ve said “will”. I could have said ‘could’ or ‘might’, but I went with ‘will’. Despite Duke Nukem Forever receiving a release date for 6th May 2011, we all know that it isn’t going to happen. In one way or another, the Universe is going to conspire against this game and stop it from reaching fruition. I have foreseen eight ways in which this will happen and cause the inevitable delay of DNF will occur. Even if it defies the laws of the universe and doesn’t get delayed it will most likely be a disappointment due to the huge expectancy that rests upon its aging shoulders. A permanent delay could turn out to be a blessing in disguise. Sometimes it’s better to remember something in its glory days then see it dragged through the mud as it attempts to soldier on and recapture a lost market (Yes Robert De Niro, I’m talking to you). Anyway, as I have already stated, that will 100% not be a problem because the following scenarios are 99.9999% likely to happen. That’s some genuine statistics right there. Enjoy..."

It took about five seconds for artists (and fans) to notice.
What would otherwise have been a fairly minor announcement, the news that some old Duke Nukem games were coming to an Evercade handheld, has blown up after the rapid discovery that the bundle’s promotion included a bunch of terrible machine-generated imagery.
Literally who cares. It's a picture of Duke Nukem shooting a gun on a black background to announce a tiny port to a practically unheard of handheld. Why would anybody care that it's AI generated?
Why do they need to apologize? You can’t use AI generated imagery in advertising now?
Two collections featuring six great games will be available in November 2023. Including Duke Nukem 3D and Introducing: DUKE NUKEM 1+2 REMASTERED - developed by Blaze Entertainment!

Hollywood has flirted with adapting the '90s video game for years.
Hmm. Who would play him? I know John Cena was reportedly attached to an earlier attempt. Personally I'd go with Alan Ritchson from the Reacher series. He's got the look and he can act. I'm sure he could handle the comedic one liners as well.
it won't
it was already delayed to May. I doubt its gonna get delayed again.
This article isn't serious.....
A blogger that tries to be funny with old jokes how pathetic.
sry double post