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CSM: Kinectimals Review

KINECTIMALS is a pet simulation game involving a variety of wild cat babies (an African lion, a leopard, a cheetah and others). In addition to caring for the cubs, you go on an adventure to explore a magical island once controlled by a kind pirate. As you explore, you find parts of a treasure map and unlock more of the island. You will also decorate your home with wondrous treasures you find or buy along the way.

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darkcharizard5668d ago

If this gets 5/5, what does SMG2 get i wonder?!

JokesOnYou5668d ago (Edited 5668d ago )

Here is the general thinking on this site:

Reviews score a ps3 game low= Reviews dont matter
-Those same folks are the first to tout the meta average of ps3 top games. lol

Reviews score a 360 game low= "I knew it that game sucks"
-These are the same folks that say micro paid off the reviewers for every good score.

"Kinect cost too much, casuals wont pay $150"
-From the same people that bought the move bundle for $100 + $30 nav controller + $50 for a second player.

Retailers start saying kinect is selling out= "Well its only cause they spent 500mil to advertise"
-Again from the same folks who said it wouldn't sell

"Kinect hardware is terrible it doesn't work"
Reviews show up saying its not perfect but great tech none the less"= Lies, lies, micro paid them to say that.
-From the same people who've never played it and lie about playing it a best buy only *after they over heard everybody saying how bad it sucked. lol

"Kinect only has kiddy games"
-From the same people where the only good move games are better played without move.

"All the kinect games will get low scores from reviews"
lol, then after every decent or good review= "damm micro paid them off"
-From the same folks who bash the worst kinect games and praise the move lineup as if kung fu riders and other terrible move games don't exist.

"Well xbots play sells, I play games"
lmfao, yeah but you're on n4g 24/7 bashing kinect not even spending your time in articles about games you like
-From the same folks who were screaming the death of 360 after the initial ps3 slim sales reports and haven't had a good game since GoW3 back in March. I mean this was a common statement even as Reach was launched and Fable3. lol, it's like somebody pissing on your leg and telling you its raining.

Genesis55668d ago

I don't care what anyone says. Kinect animals does not warrant a perfect score. That's crazy.

MmaFanQc5668d ago

like a typical fanboy, you're taking it WAY too personnal.

DatNJDom815668d ago

LOL.

@ jokes on u...

Calm down kid.... Why so serious?

JokesOnYou5668d ago (Edited 5668d ago )

"calm down jokes"= well he's telling the truth lets deflect by saying he's being too serious since I don't have a reasonable response about how bias n4g is.

-I actually I don't mind, its both comical and educational to watch how delusional some people can actually be. I was actually at Fashion Valley Mall in san diego around 12, watching a huge crowd of folks outside of the microsoft store with a kinect setup, they were playing dance central, adults, kids everybody were having lots of fun, it seriously attracted a nice audience, most of the comments were very positive and I watched many people go in and buy it. I enjoy comparing what I hear on this site to what I hear in everyday life, in stores, from friends, watching TV, at work, reading other sources. Its all very interesting browsing through the comments on n4g, its truly apparent that you kids live in your own little world. lol

BldyShdw5668d ago (Edited 5668d ago )

How does disagreeing with this review of a game about rubbing animals have anything to do with kinect hate. I could never call myself a man and say "hey skittles" and rub a fake tiger...its kinda kiddy but it seems to be right up your alley.

People disagree, get over it. Just because you would buy anything with MS on it doesn't mean I do.

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Lawliet5668d ago

I don't know about you man Jokes. You shouldn't be writing the block of insignificant garbage. Spending the whole hours just entertaining yourself in n4g.com simply just tell us how uninteresting your life is. But it is your life, it is what you choose that n4g.com is where you wish to live in to think it was even a fun factor? I could only pity u nothing more.

Btw, I admit I pretty much dislike Kinect for the fact that it is a failure. I'm just trying to warn consumers not to buy in all the hypes and to the lies of media's marketing such as unjustify reviews and articles of kinect selling out everywhere.. Which actually made us look like the fools here into believing.

Let us not take this personally, but to the topic of this review. Such review of the game is also part of my point. Out of NOWHERE we get all these bloggers and non gaming site giving out unprofessional reviews? Read the article and pinpoint me just which part of the article stated for 5star game? If you can do that with this article I'll give it to u... If you can't then u might as well admit that we don't go around garbbishing telling blind fools such as yourself the truth that need to be told.

Trebius5668d ago

Omg you've got this website ALL figured out man! Bubbles to you for being cool!

-Alpha5668d ago (Edited 5668d ago )

I have to agree with JOY on his first comment, and while his comment may come out of left field for some, it is undeniable that there is a strong biased against Kinect here.

A 5/5 for a game like this isn't meant to be equivalent to a 10/10 for something like SMG2

Games get reviewed on different scales.

It's funny that people will use everything but the actual review content or their personal experiences to knock down the game. Why? Because likely you haven't played it and have to resort to comparing it to something like SMG2, using metacritic, or any other thing you can grab to go out of your way in order to knock down a score.

Claiming that MS paid them off when you don't have proof other than knowing MS has a huge marketing budget doesn't prove any specific site actually gets paid off. And it's a poor way to show off your intentional stubbornness.

You may not think it's a 5/5 game (and I don't even know this random site) but even an 8.5 or a 7.5 gets people upset and crying "bias". Kinectimals seems to be getting really good scores overall. And people don't like that. Simple as that.

dc15668d ago

I appreciate the attemp to normalize the 5/5.
However, as you any many on this site understand, without measurables.... reviews are absolutly meaningless.

Please understand from an objective perspective:

If KAnimals can not be compared to SMG2, then what?
-only Wii games targeted to children?
-should core 360/PS3 titles be excluded?
-Should the writer qualified "the curve" as part of the review?

This is a good discussion (Biases and Preferences withstanding) I can understand the bewilderment.

.......Forgive me all, I sent this from my phone.

-Alpha5668d ago (Edited 5668d ago )

How can I understand reviews objectively if they are all subjectively given?

The SMG2 comparison came out of people trying to put down Kinectimal's score, yet that person doesn't understand that reviews are differentiated by many factors.

I understand that there is a scale of relevancy, but nobody reading this here should think that a 5/5 on Kinectimals is equal to a 10/10 on Uncharted 2. The scale is different, and this is the objective understanding people have.

Kinect, like a lot of casual games, are targeted to a specific audience, and TO that audience, under that audience's conditions, a 5/5 is warranted. It is not the same 5/5 for us, this we understand.

Take Plants vs. Zombies. Great game, many give it a perfect score, but this is not in the same sense as SMG2.

These sort of debates pop up only when it's the MS related product getting high scores around here. Suddenly reviews don't matter, or they are paid off, etc. JOY covered the double standard excuses perfectly. You can almost make a chart out of what he says and refer to it anytime around here.

Ultimately, the score doesn't matter, you are right. People say reviews are worthless ONLY when they don't have value to them. But when they reinforce their expectations they are the best proof to use against other people.

It's the content of the review. But this debate is ONLY happening because people have a problem with a Kinect game getting a high score. Don't expect this skepticism for a PS3 review.

If people don't like something, they will fight against that something doing well. If they like something, they will argue when it does bad.

People flock to an IGN review and if IGN agrees with the people, then they are cool.

If IGN gives a low score to a game they were excited for, they are suddenly IGNorant. People toss and dismiss reviews when it suits them.

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finnhima5668d ago (Edited 5668d ago )

The type of thought you're stating is COMPLETELY one-sided. Let me give you the OTHER side.

Reviews score a xbox360 game low= Reviews don't matter
-the same people who flouted the "AAA or FLOP" standard when halo 3 was released

Reviews score a ps3 game high= "x game is over-rated" "It wont sell as much as the halo/mass effect franchise"
-the same people who were so admant to claim that ps3 has no AAA titles or games for that matter.

playstation move "moves" 2.5 million copies in the first month= Sony lies. Its only shipped copies. It flopped day one.
-the same people who said if it didn't sell 1 million in the first month it was a flop.

Kinect will widen the gap and be the final nail in the coffin for sony's ps3.= Ridiculous claims since its fail of an unveiling since e3-09
-The same people who want to shout "wii carbon copy" against playstation move, not taking into any account of the ps2 eyetoy that was created 10 years earlier than kinect technology.

Kinect getting great scores from news publications, but so-so reviews from GAMING publications
- Its fine because no one reads game reviews. Kinect will still sell tons and earn MS lots even though I wont get a dime

Retailers say that playstation move is selling out
-sony are hardcore liers, there are stacks of bundles collecting dust from where I live -360 fanboys

Retailers say that 360 kinect is selling out
-The end is nigh for sony and the playstation 3

Ms 2011 lineup looking 90% percent casual and only 10% noncasual with only one exclusive for the hardcore (gears of war 3), not to mention them jacking up xboxlive service up another 10 dollars
-MS is going to dominate this holiday season and they know what the gamers want. Sony and nintendo don't stand a chance.

It goes completely both ways, but you only choose to show one side of the totem pole because you originate from the other as a bonified 360 fanboy.

Its horrific to see how far some fools will jump to kinect's defense and scream "haters" or "fanboys" when more than half of the people shouting negativity against kinect are 360 only users who are PISSED that MS has swayed from the hardcore and given them scraps for next year.

Its sickening, and for you to sum up a skewed and one sided statement of what goes on in n4g shows how idiotic you truly are.

Like the guy said above me, just because YOU would buy ANYTHING with MS's name stamped on it doesn't mean everyone else would and it doesn't give you any tact to try and badmouth them for not doing so.

-Alpha5668d ago (Edited 5668d ago )

@finnhima

Of course what JOY said was one sided, but you miss his point entirely.

He isn't showing that the 360 side that you show doesn't exist, he is demonstrating how the double standard on the PS3 is more prominent here.

Any 360 fan making those claims you wrote is quickly brought down and the mentality is weakly supported, but the mentalities that JOY shows is constantly upheld around here. They are both equally biased, but one side has more weight around here than the other.

trane075668d ago (Edited 5668d ago )

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!! lolz.

finnhima5668d ago

I disagree. The double standard of fanboys in general on n4g varies from day to day. It all depends on what is being reviewed, showcased, or discussed. There is no "prominant" side. They're both all in the same in my eyes. Thats the way its always been.

For you to say that the mentality that I wrote against fanboys is weakly supported, is fine with me. Thats your opinion. But ive been around here around here long enough to witness the ridiculous accounts from this site, as well as any other long time user.

To say that there is an over-abundance of one side of fanboys over the other is purely subjective and I think ive been here long enough to hold weight in my statement that there is none. The MAJORITY of people who have been using that statement in defense have been fanboys themselves. Jokesonyou being a living testament and prime example. Though im not saying that you're one.

JokesOnYou5668d ago (Edited 5668d ago )

I'm glad you see it, as I said before nobody is truly UNbiased but anyone such as yourself who doesn't sleep with a sony or micro pillow will see what I'm talking about.

@finnhima, WAKE UP, look around you, saying theres any level of parity when it comes to bias in favor of ps3 on this site makes you sound foolish to everyone besides ps3 loyalists. One look at any news thread related to kinect, then a look at any news thread related to move proves you wrong. It goes that way for just about every subject, a "M$ employee" says something and its "OMG what a fcking douche" no matter how trivial it is, a sony employess says PSN is equal to Live or whatever and its as if God has spoken. A few "xbots" trolling does not compare to how absolutely every positive kinect news thread is practically over-run with folks we all know hate microsoft/360. Yeah OK, I'm a xbot fanboy, yet I dont follow ps3 news constantly hating... now ask yourself why YOU are in a pro-360 thread arguing AGAINST IT, while as a fan of kinect's tech Iam only pointing out the bias against it. "Who's the hater?"

Here, take a step back, if posssible and just listen to yourself:
"Its horrific to see how far some fools will jump to kinect's defense and scream "haters" or "fanboys" when more than half of the people shouting negativity against kinect are 360 only users who are PISSED that MS has swayed from the hardcore and given them scraps for next year."

-OK link me, aah lets just say 2 of these "360 only users" that have a *history of being pro 360, "who are PISSED that MS has swayed from the hardcore"= NO new dup accounts. Somehow I'm betting you wont. It's also another interesting fact that many ps folks like you have went away from talking about games that micro has delivered ALL THIS year and even RECENTLY, and are so quick to talk about whats *suppose to come for NEXT year as if they know what games will be actually be RELEASED next year for either console, you would think folks have learned by now not to count their chickens until they are on store shelves. lol

SmokexFFx5668d ago

What do you know there is 21 people who disagree with JokesOnYou's comment and 0 sensible replies, all 21 of you guys have got nothing sensible to say?

finnhima5668d ago

Its not even worth it going back and forth with you jokesonyou because at the end of the day, we'll still have the same conflicting views against each other. I don't need to "wake up" and look around, just because I don't share your one-sided view of what occurs within n4g.com.

You say that my POV is foolish, idiotic, and doesn't make sense, lol hell I think the same EXACT way against your POV. Point black. You could bring up examples, quotes and such to prove your statement just as much as I could do with mine.

"now ask yourself why YOU are in a pro-360 thread arguing AGAINST IT, while as a fan of kinect's tech Iam only pointing out the bias against it. "Who's the hater?"

I had nothing against the reviews in the thread, or the tech being showcased. You were the one who went off topic with the mentality of n4g. I just felt the need to rebut what you were spouting. thats not called "Hating". You need to redefine the word.

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tinybigman5668d ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Thank god I didn't waste money on this camera.

EazyC5668d ago

Oh my god. 5. Out of. 5. I need to lie down.

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Shazz5668d ago

so this is the perfect game to the reviewer lmao , looks like its a good kids game but cmon perfect score

acedoh5668d ago

check out the website. This is a family website and that is generally how they review products. This is obviously not a gaming website.

avengers19785668d ago

Yes all the good reviews for it are coming from non-gaming sites, and all the okay to poor reviews coming from gaming sites.

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hikayu5668d ago

lol as if these kind of game needed a review in the first place . and 5/5 , lol . any1 buying that ? ( pun intended )

i know i wont ... ever

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