If you're older than nine, Kinectimals is not the game for you.
Since the beginning of time, man has sought to dominate the creatures of the wild, while children have tried their hardest to squish out their fuzziness. Owning a real animal requires time, patience and frequent carpet cleanings; while for the low price of $2.99 on Google Play and iOS and little heavy lifting, Microsoft Studios brings you an adorable (virtual) wild animal of your very own.
Cats and kittens are the fuel that keeps the Internet muttering “Aww,” and flooding every social media channel available with adorable, fluffy overload until Cute Induced Cardiac Arrest is the inevitable result. Everything is better with cats. The Earth itself knows this, as it allowed a huge rock to kill off all those ugly, scaly dinosaurs just to make way for cats. Unfortunately, it’s logistically impossible for cats to be everywhere, but that doesn’t mean we have to live with this situation. For example, when we get our hands on Unity in November, Arno and his band of Assassins will be stupid, regular old humans.
Rory Young writes:
"So your skeptical friends are coming over for a night of gaming, and you have your shiny new Kinect plugged in to your Xbox 360. You’ve moved your couch around, and your coffee table, in order to get the optimal experience. So which games do you get? Look no further than this article! In no particular order…"
Hey I enjoy EyePet. Why wouldn't any grown ass man enjoy this?
read the review and find out buddy
The Pros
Flawless Kinect Controls
Beautiful visuals
It's absolutely adorable
The Cons
Lack of challenge
Repetitious
Built for younger audiences
Reviews a game that is obviously built for kids and dings it as a con for being built for younger audiences. Then says it has a lack of challenges (once again a game built for kids, would it be a little difficult for kids if it challenged his grown ass...lol).
Sounds to me like this reviewer is challenged as a gamer reviewer.
Strange, simply strange.