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Combating Controller Cheese

Here at originalgamster.com we are committed to tackling serious issues facing gamers and today we will be addressing controller cheese. You may be asking yourself ”What the hell is controller cheese exactly?”. Well, it’s a combination of sweat, dust, dead skin cells, pizza grease and residue from your 5 minuet DVD fap fest. Over time this disgusting concoction builds up into what we here at OG call controller cheese. But fret not masters of the d-pad I’m gonna tell you how to get your controller clean as a whistle so you aren’t forced to wear surgical gloves while you game, or worse, go to your doctor with an embarrassing hand rash. I use these products and techniques myself, but do this at your own risk, I will not be held responsible for any retarded shit you manage to accomplish on your own.

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Quagmire5770d ago

gah...americans and their uncontrollable eating habits. (no pun intended)

Darkstorn5770d ago

Hey man, not all Americans are slobs...except for the Southerners.

UnwanteDreamz5770d ago

Ah both you elitest rump thumpers can jump on a big one.

mrv3215770d ago

Aren't like 60% of American overweight?

Active Reload5770d ago

Yo' Mudda!!!!

Nah, I'm kidding...

nickjkl5770d ago (Edited 5770d ago )

overweight is very vague

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Convas5769d ago

Hey watch it. I'mma southerner, and by no means a slob. Jerk ...

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djfullshred5770d ago (Edited 5770d ago )

I live in California...seems like all the fat people here moved here from the midwest or southern states.

Garnett5770d ago

So America is the ONLY country in the world that EATS and plays games?

You a dam liar if you say yes....

tplarkin75769d ago

America's cup runneth over. So, our worst problem is to avoid eating too much. The question for Quagmire is, "Why don't all countries have such a full cup?"

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Cevapi885769d ago

i use the spray and little cloth that you clean glasses and screens with....works great and makes my DS3 look brand new

J-Smith5770d ago

make some cheese-on-toast with it LoL

karatechoplifter5770d ago

Is your first name John? The reason I ask is, my name is Jon Smith and everyone makes the Captain reference. Plus they call my girlfriends Poke-a-hot-ass.

Noobasaurus_REX5770d ago

Hate that stuff It makes the controller feel really dirty and sticky. I dont eat and I wash my hands before playing but that still happens to me!

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Hideo Kojima put Low Roar in Death Stranding because gamers need more culture in their lives

It's important in life to maintain a broad palette when it comes to culture and the arts. Hideo Kojima agrees, as he continues to use video games like Death Stranding to introduce people to music and other elements they might not otherwise discover.

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Mojang partners with Merlin Entertainments for the Minecraft theme park, Minecraft World

Mojang has partnered with Merlin Entertainments to build the world's first Minecraft theme park in the UK.

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Yakuza Live-Action Miniseries Debuts March 17 Exclusively on IGN

A three-episode live-action adaptation of the first two Yakuza video games will debut Tuesday, March 17 exclusively IGN. Each episode is about an hour long and will stream on IGN.com and IGN’s YouTube channel.

CrimsonWing6945d ago (Edited 45d ago )

I hope it’s better than that Prime series… woof.

shinXseijuro45d ago

Haven’t watched it . Is it not good ?

Seth_hun45d ago

Looks like everyone is a miscast :)