Step 3:
Name your account after the console which you blindly follow

Step 4:

Make dupe accounts to keep your bubbles at 5

Make MOAR accounts so it looks like people agree with you.

Step 6
Write blogs which are against N4G rules defending a last place console and log onto your other accounts to approve.

Looks like you have all the steps mastered

"Step 2
After you create an account make comments and pretend your not a fanboy even though your comment history proves otherise"

Step 7, make ironic statements.

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"Step 6
Write blogs which are against N4G rules defending a last place console and log onto your other accounts to approve"

Step 8, optional (Depends on type of fanboy), refer to the PS3 as the "Last place" console, since you don't have any arguments about it's quality and combo of awesome first and third party games. All you can do is compare total sales of a system a year old and cheaper than it's competition to make your poor purchase feel justified.

Step Nine: Track people and take bubbles/disagree with multiple accounts. Hey, ya gotta stop that person from using freedom of speech somehow!

Step Ten: When in doubt, use sales to justify games!

Step Eleven: Use the word 'definitive' alot when promoting your game

*Optional Step* (Can be completed after Step 4 at anytime): Congratulation, You've made enough accounts to create a healthy replenishing supply of bubbles up. Now you've earn the right to harass other on the opposing side with your PM of justice and truth. Stand tall Solider, stand tall.

begin any "discussion" with the phrase :
"I love my [insert console name] but ...."

it can also be used at the end as in ".... and I love my [insert console name]

Rotfl Bubbles

Block of caps text crit me for 1000k

The answer its simple, I know which console its the best and although I still play the other 2 randomly, there is only one console I rather have due to its superior performance and emulated by the other 2, the 360 has no equal its the most have system of all time, if you really are a true gamer.

Its like asking what would you rather have sex or 360? I tell them I rather have what last longer and they look at me and said, "so the 360", and I said, "wow we are humans after all".

In short my wii its a console for my kids to play outdated junk and Im sure that most games are family oriented, the PS3 its an over-hyped garbage to play blu ray and the 360 its the real gaming machine this generation, although it seems that Japanese only have an appealing view for the garbage station 3, could they be Hypocrites? No they are not, but they do support their territory more than anyone else in the world, because they are a proud nation and although most of them knows the competition its better, they will support their own first. Can you imagine if the U.S.A was like them in which position Sony would off being? I tell you Chapter 11, and since its obvious that the 360 will survive without Japan, it should tell you that people knows what a gaming machine looks like and whats a gimmick (Wii).

Today I officially consider myself a supporter of the most advanced machine in the world, the xbox 360. The rest can sit and enjoy all 3 consoles, but be aware that there is only one king, the 360.