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Breaking Up With Xbox 360

If the Xbox 360 was your girlfriend, she'd be an unstable, high-maintenance gold-digging biatch. An anonymous Gamepro staff member runs with this analogy and kicks his 'ex'-box to the curb.

Gamepro: "All I wanted to do was spend time with you, and you kept treating me like your own personal money tree. Where was the love? Where was the respect? Y'know, they have a name for consoles like you - Kanye West wrote a song about it. Look, there's no easy way to say this, so I'll just come right out with it. I've fallen for somebody else..."

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D4RkNIKON6123d ago

"If the Xbox 360 was your girlfriend, she'd be an unstable, high-maintenance gold-digging biatch"

Quote of the YEAR!

DTClown6123d ago

at least she sucks and keeps you warm at night! But a broke biatch is just that.... =p

lordkemp0076123d ago

I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife (360) and me.

After all i'm a libra and she's a b!tch.

chaosatom6123d ago

Oh man, the Open Zone is going to have a field day with this one. lol

XLiveGamer6123d ago (Edited 6123d ago )

N4G is not a Gaming Site... is more like a Soap!

-A soap opera, sometimes called "soap" for short, is an ongoing, episodic work of dramatic fiction presented in serial format on television, radio or in N4G.com a famous "Gaming" website also knowns as one of the PS3 Defense Force Headquarters. This site is full of little kids 24/7 bashing the Xbox 360 console with their comments and news. The majority of this kids can only own a console every 5 years. Also this kids sometime use the excuse of "The PC version is going to be better" when a game is multiplatform between Xbox 360 and PC only but when you pay a visit to the Gamer Zone/Open Zone in PC news posted on the site rarely you see comments. The site is full of PS3 Fanatics Xbox 360 haters for no reason that spend their free times (hours) posting news and comments trying to destroy the image of Xbox 360 and any game that appear on the console. Apparently there is not much to do on their HOMEs and Network Service.

ultimolu6123d ago

Lmfao. *falls out of computer chair*

meepmoopmeep6123d ago

i had to log in just to LOL

ok, carry on gents

BlackPrince 426123d ago

Well at least she still puts out from time to time, unlike a certain other console who just wants me to waggle her playstick wildly at every encounter.

WenisWagon6123d ago

It ain't called a Sexbox for nothing.

Persistantthug6123d ago

When you play Wii baseball, are you the Pitcher or the Catcher?

Sorry, I couldn't help it.
:P

whoelse6122d ago

And the PS3 would be an attractive reliable low maintenance playboy model.

JasonPC360PS3Wii6122d ago

EGM was to Xbox as Gamepro is to Playstation

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Peter North6123d ago (Edited 6123d ago )

If the Xbox 360 was a female it would have a RROD Vagina

Edit:And I know a lot about Vaginas.

thereapersson6123d ago

You better cool that hot box off with a nice blast of your man mayo, Peter!

xoxideu6123d ago

dont do it you are going to get some nasty ostd

NMC20076123d ago

You also know about taking a few Wiimotes up your Xbox too right Peter?

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Peter North6123d ago

If the Flopbox 360 was a girl it would be the fat drunk chick at a party that has more rolls hanging out than your local Pastry shop

IYAOYAS6123d ago

this guy need a real woman they way he writing, my girl bought all the 360 stuff i wanted

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Tinted Eyes6123d ago

CCJackHoff that is NO way to talk about his right hand...err... i mean girlfreind

Sigh6123d ago

funny, are you admitting you are the gold digger and "yo girl" is not? sad

beardpapa6123d ago

^ he got himself a sugarmomma.

HDgamer6123d ago

Nah that woman is his mom. Only kids get consoles from their female adults.

decimalator6120d ago

Hah, my wife "bought" me a PS3, but it was more of a "here honey, I won't spend all of your money on clothes this month, here's a toy to keep you occupied so you don't notice me spending all of your money for the next 10 years". But I have to say, it's worth every penny!

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Dr_Nefarious6123d ago

ROFL, That is f-ing cool bro. have a bubble

NegativeCreep4276123d ago

Did you really have to post that picture right before dinner time???

Armyless6122d ago (Edited 6122d ago )

big smelly jowls...

edit: and a double chin

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Final Fantasy X 25th Anniversary Website Launches With New Nomura Artwork and Merchandise

Square Enix launches Final Fantasy X 25th anniversary site, revealing new Nomura art, books, music releases, and merchandise.

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-Foxtrot57d ago

Look I know VIII has its issues and all that but how on earth can the do big anniversary events with new artwork and merchandise for VII, IX and X yet VIII got sweet f*** all.

They could have given it something during its 25th anniversary yet all it got was a single Happy Anniversary post on their social media.

solideagle56d ago

they should know that we are OG fans of VIII as it sold truckload as well. not as much as VII or X. I personally didn't like IX but X and VI are my personal fav.

Shadow Hearts 2 covenant is another game I love. I hope one day someone can make remake, I would be delighted

Relientk7756d ago

Final Fantasy VIII is great and you are always the first to defend it in the comments

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Why the Wii is Such a Nostalgic System in 2026

The Wii is now a retro console. Let’s get nostalgic about an often maligned system.

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ActualWhiteMan63d ago (Edited 63d ago )

Crazy to think the WII is to the Switch 2, as the NES was to the WII back then. 20 Year difference.

jznrpg62d ago

My wife asks me to bust it out (heh) everyone once in a while to play bowling and tennis with the kids. There was a ton of slop on it but some good stuff as well.

Smellsforfree62d ago

Wii was great but boy howdy did it cause Microsoft to go on a dark walk with the Kinect and the disastrous XBox One launch that they arguably never recovered from.

Loktai62d ago

Not nostalgic for me.. I was there.. anyone who wasnt a little kid realized it was a gamecube with shit tacked onto it, it was the "joke" system and was well below even the switch in terms of comparing it to the latest machines at the time. The machine was well loved by young people and "casual gamers" who now remember it 20 years on, or in most cases more of its sales came in the 15-20 years ago range not right at launch- but again its not nostalgic for people who were "gamers" then really, just for those who ended up with one in their house, the games , graphics, interface and online features were archaic already in 2006.

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15 Years Ago, Mortal Kombat (2011) Saved Gaming’s Biggest Fighting Franchise

A brutal reset, a smarter story, and a return to what made it great—Mortal Kombat (2011) revived the series.

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italiangamer65d ago

"Gaming’s Biggest Fighting Franchise"

Press X to (seriously) doubt.

DarXyde63d ago

Underrated comment. I used to hate that game so much that any time my siblings asked me to play it, I just picked Hom and shut myself down mid-match.

Soy64d ago

And then MK1 killed it again.

DivineHand12563d ago (Edited 63d ago )

15 years went by so fast. I remember playing through the story mode at launch.