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DualShockers Review: Dissidia Final Fantasy

DualShockers writes,

"When I first heard that a Final Fantasy game was in the works that consisted of just about all the badass villains and heroes from the series, my body produced a surge of excitement and adrenaline that concluded in what I would like to dub a chubby. My pants were mushy with a gel-like substance that felt like warm pudding, and my face was hurting from holding a smile in place for half an hour. At this point, these occurrences didn't matter to me. A shower would fix the spooge problem in my pants and splashing some Anbesol on my face would probably numb the pain for god knows how long. Those of us who are rabid RPG fans raved at the title that Square Enix was producing. Dissidia Final Fantasy was shown, and it felt like I was watching an orgy of every single woman I have ever masturbated to ten times fold… at the same time.

For those of you who aren't too aware of this PSP title, Dissidia Final Fantasy takes both heroes and villains from the first ten Final Fantasy games, throws them in a mixing bowl with a cup of insane battles followed by a tablespoon of pure greatness. In the world of Dissidia, the Goddess of Harmony, Cosmos, is waging a heinous war against the God of Discord, Chaos. With their ridiculous power, both gods summon warriors from across time and space to beat the crap out of one another. And this is where things get saucy."

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BROOKLYN N-M-E6109d ago

many positive reviews overall!

BROOKLYN N-M-E6109d ago

They let you beat up on chocobos!

taz80806109d ago

Different color ones at that. The blue ones always had it coming.

iiprotocolii6109d ago

You, my friend, need to seek medical attention. Why be so cruel as to beat chocobos to death and torture them? I was thinking more along the lines of a quick death and throwing some seasoning and flour on those bastards and deep-frying them.

taz80806109d ago

I think they can make a platformer with Cloud alone and people would buy it. SOmething about his spikey hair and sword that people just love!

Chadness6109d ago

It's hurting me not to pick this up right now but I have so much going on and so many other games to play that this will have to wait a bit. :(

brendanecock6109d ago

Gots to get me this game...if only I have a PSP.

iiprotocolii6109d ago

This game is definitely a must have if you own a PSP. Although, as it was said in the review, it doesn't really have a REAL strong storyline with regards to individual characters, the experience in itself - especially with the combat - is something worth going through. It's a game that both PSP owners and Final Fantasy fans shouldn't miss out on.

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Dissidia Final Fantasy NT – Less is More

Nevada Dru takes a look at Dissidia Final Fantasy NT and why it is a classic case of less is more.

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Dissidia Final Fantasy vs. Dissidia Final Fantasy NT: What’s the Difference?

Hardcore Gamer: The fighting franchise starring the heroes and villains of Final Fantasy is back in action. Dissidia Final Fantasy NT is the third main entry in the franchise and the first to be released on a home console. Dissidia Final Fantasy and its follow-up, 012, were both released on the PSP in 2008 and 2012 respectively. It’s been a long time since the series was last seen and game design has changed drastically since then.

Given that, what’s the difference? How have the Dissidia games changed since the franchise’s inception on the PSP to the recent release on PS4. Here are the major changes between Dissidia Final Fantasy and Dissidia Final Fantasy NT.

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PhoenixUp3040d ago

Although it doesn’t have Dissidia in its title, the Theatrhythm games are part of the franchise since they are spinoffs and feature Cosmos and Chaos

So there’s more than 4 games in the Dissidia franchise

jamiethepayne3040d ago

True, but I wouldn't really count them as part of the same spinoff series. Plus, if I added Curtain Call to the list, none of the Dissidia games would have a fighting chance XD

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