You might be tempted to forgive Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad's shortcomings by pointing to the budget, $40 price tag. You'd have to be a very forgiving person to do that. Onechanbara is a digital disaster in nearly every way. It's ugly, sounds awful, handles poorly and has a premise that is as shallow as they come. There are simply too many other better options out there to waste time with this mess.
Presentation - 1.0
Graphics - 3.0
Sound - 3.0
Gameplay - 3.0
Lasting Appeal - 4.0
Overall -
Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad launched 15 years ago today, and you'd be wise not to judge this game by it's cover.
Alex S. from Link-Cable writes: "Its summertime, and that means it’s the perfect time to hit the beach or pool and escape the heat for a while, and while real people enjoy heading down to the local watering hole, did you know video game characters enjoy a nice dip too? Its true! So in honor of summer we decided to take a look (but not for too long) at the top 10 best swimsuits in gaming. Now it would be way too easy to only include a whole bunch of pictures of ladies in bikinis on this list, so we decided to let everyone in on the fun and split this list equally between men and women. So without further ado, here are the best swimsuits in video gaming!"
NoobFeed writes "The problem arises when the games themselves become demeaning or just downright cruel to those who aren't being marketed to."
Why does this stuff get approved on N4G? Hmmmmmm... Probably because there are too many horny nerds on this site that like to masturbate to this shit!
