Great question with a funny answer - from gameplayer
"But -- hear us out -- that simply isn't possible. Because the very first person to use the internet was, by definition, the person who invented it. And, by definition, such a masterful computer scientist could hardly be thought of as a rank amateur."
Microsoft announced its financial results for Q3 of fiscal year 2026, including an update on its gaming Xbox business and more.
Not looking good. Hopefully Asha Sharma is able to turn Phil’s disaster around.
To me it's still quite remarkable how they can cash-in 5.3bn in revenue in a single quarter, since their hardware is basically dead.
The stock mark is what makes Microsoft remarkable, They have convinced every institutional and retail investor to just keep piling money into them. Like many big tech giants they are just a big growing pyramid scheme. As long as people keep dropping money into ETF's that cover the market Microsoft will always be liquid. At the same time it is completely stifling innovation and competition. People need to start being more discreet in how they invest their money as it's killing the system.
Riiiiight because people will just flock back to them for one or two games per year.
15+ years of bad performance is what they call irreparable in business. It is time for them to sell off the assets and get out of entertainment.
These declines are on the back of extra revenue received from releasing games like Forza horizon 5 on PlayStation. So I’m being sarcastic here when I said they should go back to exclusives. Killing off a revenue stream from Ps5 sales will only make things worse
Thanks to the slip-up of an artist working on the title, we now have more evidence that a new Injustice game is in the works.
Spiders: "We're going to cut straight to the chase so you're not left wondering: After a long period without clear answers, we have received confirmation that Spiders is being liquidated.
What does it mean? This means the company as a whole no longer exists. We'll cease our functions immediately. The planned DLC will release via Nacon, and then-- well, that's it.
We're sorry that it's come to this and would like to thank each and every one of you for your support over the years.
If you have any questions or run into issues with your games, please contact Nacon directly as we'll no longer be able to reply."
perhaps not but the first guy (forgot his name) to create the internet browser is a noob. He didn't mind patenting it and now he could have been one of the richest guys in the world.... ...but no.
The answer is the second guy to use the Net. Although the story in the article is far funnier, especially the Dr. Who joke - LMAO
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The TURDIS! That was a nice little article, this is why we have this technology, to rip the sh*t out of eachother then read about it and laugh. God bless the interweb.
Who knew the ins and outs of everything computer related. Infact when they used the keyboards, they were so saintly with all things computers, their hands floated inches above their keyboard.
I'd know because I'm THAT old. ;-)