Just jump on his head three times ...

Sorry Mario, hacker is in another castle.

Bowser, I understand that you kidnap Princess Peach because you want to marry her, and I also fully understand that you always try to kill Mario because you hate him.

But to go as far as selling hacking device for the Switch? You’ve gone too far, my friend.

Julian Peach: Stop calling me Mario, I'm with Gary now!
Mario Mario DaVinci: But'cha you said you liked me mushroom, Peach!
Zack Toad: Give up Mario, your princess in another castle

At first glance I thought Nintendo was suing their new boss of Nintendo of America... anyway, a funny title that sure is, LOL

It's kind of awesome to see Nintendo take on Bowser in real life

Wow Bowser is suing Bowser. What a world we live in.

See I wouldn't sell them that's stupid, I would keep it for myself buy a second Switch for hacking and torrenting games to put on it. Also if he was smart he should have not sold anything on the normal internet 😁 He should have set up a site on Tor on the dark web of course and take any kind of cryptocurrency as payment in this way he would still be selling. There are still guns and drugs being sold still on there which is far worse than this, I'm 99% sure no one would come after him.

Tell me again how the multiplatform strategy was supposed to fix everything. Look at your results and compare them to Nintendo, which keeps thriving with exclusives. Your loyal fans are gone. And let’s not forget the pile of IPs you purchased only to let them rot.

The worst thing is this is down from last years numbers/expectations which was down from the previous years numbers/expectations. You think about how long “down” has been a consistent part of the communication and you realize those subscriptions are what’s holding that boat together. The price cut of gamespass is still a price raise in a string of price raises. They are trying to use players to offset the missing revenue. Now call of duty is out of gamespass, which is literally WHY they bought the company. To draw people to the subscription. They realized they missed a boatload of money and that wasn’t sustainable. Now you pay for it like you would have if they never bought the company… so why buy the company? Mind you those billions still need to be paid back. Yeah it gives you a chance to say we make the biggest FPS… but the internal conversations must be brutal at high level on topics that really matter. Like revenue. Profitability. And ROI for the shopping spree.

Is this like the 10th quarter in a row they're down 33% on hardware how is that even mathematically possible. You would think their mediocrity would Plateau