We’re so done with this game and this year.
You're winner(!) if you can make it through the worst video games ever made without throwing your controller away.
E.T. for the Atari 2600. I'm never going to forget falling into those pits over and over and over and over again. So annoying
I mean given the technical limitations of the 2600, ET isn't a terrible game per-se. But it does a horrible job of explaining just what the hell you are supposed to do.
Superman 64 on the other hand has zero excuses.. it's just a flat out terribly made game.
15. Aliens: Colonial Marines
14. Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis
13. Way of the Warrior
12. Ride to Hell: Retribution
11. Star Trek
10. Catfight
9. Infestation: Survivor Stories
8. Friday the 13th
7. Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons
6. Hotel Mario
5. Bubsy 3D: Furbitten Planet
4. Custer’s Revenge
3. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
2. Superman 64
1. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
This crackdown 3 should be in that list for taking seemingly forever only for the finished product to look like a 360 game with hdr. crackdown 3 by far is the worst AAA game this gen. How did Microsoft botch a chance to show off the power of the X with this garbage?
More games really should let you take a trip down the highway to Hell.
We already have plenty of games that prominently feature bikers
- Full Throttle
- Brutal Legend
- Devil May Cry series
- Left 4 Dead
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost & Damned
- Freedom Planet series
- Bayonetta series
- Jak & Daxter series
If a developer can make a game that features bikes or bikers then cool, but it shouldn’t be a new trend just because one upcoming game is focusing on it.
I think you're confused about what "bikers" are mate.
A few of those titles in your list are questionable. I laughed at a few of them.
Just one for example: Brutal Legend wasn't about a biker, it was about a roadie and metal music.
Devil May Cry... I think I saw a bike once? I don't remember I played it when it came out back in 2001.
Plus there's a difference between "bikers" and gang members.
The ideology or characteristics of a 1%er has no value in the post apocalypse. Oh so you live by your own laws, you are outlaws. That’s nice but what good is that in a lawless world? Other than not being directly effected by the collapse of society and the economy. That’s what makes the biker a good dynamic in days gone. It’s not some ode to bikers or a representation checklist, it’s just preparation from a past life and it makes sense.
If you mean bikers as some old Tim Allen stereotype in assless chaps then no thanks.
Sometimes, sexy-times are anything but! A number of factors can keep these special moments from being magical in games. Check out these five times when sex in games left people the opposite of hot and bothered.
whoa, not a prude but that pic is out there lol. Is that even okay for N4G?
Don't find it necessary to have sexy time in my games but if it furthers the plot or the devs' deem it necessary, then no harm no foul.
It is just pixels, and it's also one of the funniest parodies of a real life episode out of Lindsay Lohan's pathetic life, which makes it all the more hilarious.
lol, I get it. Just the attention it seeks for a subject I don't mind reading nor talking about.
Sex is in all medium, pixels or not, I can handle it. Sex is a plot device and it does have a place and time.
It's just the clickbait of it all.
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I was going to say that, everyone says it fine on here but I say it's bull. It doesn't matter if it's pixel still bad for the kids to see it you morons.
Why would kids be on the interwebz in the first place without their parents watching what they're doing?🤔
@Majin-vegeta, it's called parental control but this is n4g aka news for gamers not news for perverts. It'll ruin the clicks lol.
Omg sex is sex...it’s life...it’s literally no big deal. Stop trying to make it into one. Go be American elsewhere...saving kids from a normal part of life is sad smh
Outside of small children, I think most would not be scarred because of the thumbnail. But it is distasteful and generally not acceptable, to have that kind of content readily displayed on a public forum. While it's soft core representation, the implication is obvious, and as such, just doesn't pass N4G rules. Mods must not be around today.
I just see two people looking like they are about to fall over, what's the problem?
Prude! Just messing with you. Im in full agreement in that it is not necessary unless it furthers the plot in some way.
Maybe for developers, in game sex is given to the low man on the totem pole?!
Seriously, the posts they nuke from me and they let this trash on the front page.
"A number of factors can keep these special moments from being magical in games."
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAAA!!!
... Oh that's a good one. Special moments my a**.
Jaal's romance "sex" scene in Mass Effect:Andromeda was supposed to be special....but the fact that it's Mass Effect caused it to be less than magical.
:)
People who saw it would understand the joke.
I was expecting Twinfinite. Either way, I got slapped in the face by yet another click-through... pathetic. I just closed the tab as soon as I saw it was a traffic generating "article."
That's what ublock is for, baby. Blocks all ads, trackers, etc, and I can still peek at their BS.
Will be putting this up when Kotaku version goes live. Working title "Why These Non-LGBTQQIPFBI are Everything That's Wrong with Videogames Today"
